The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her face is extremely severe. I know that I have resting bitch face and I was never a model or the President’s wife and yet, I can manage to look a lot more neutral than she does when she’s photographed. Her heavy eye makeup adds to the severity of her looks. When she’s moving her face (talking or smiling), she’s a pretty stunning. Cold, dead heart and vapid existence, but pretty in motion.

Yeah, me too. The only time I look that pissed off is when I am actually pissed off.

[Anonymous]

Melania can’t find higher heels to make her waist looks slimmer because they don’t exist.

Ivanka in a jumpsuit is very chunk in the middle. What a shame.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Her face is extremely severe. I know that I have resting bitch face and I was never a model or the President’s wife and yet, I can manage to look a lot more neutral than she does when she’s photographed. Her heavy eye makeup adds to the severity of her looks. When she’s moving her face (talking or smiling), she’s a pretty stunning. Cold, dead heart and vapid existence, but pretty in motion.

Yeah, me too. The only time I look that pissed off is when I am actually pissed off.

Her issue is she's spent decades cultivating the smoldering arm-piece squint. Now that time catches up her RBF is more severe than most. Easy to believe these shots are just off moments, but given she was a *model* and controlling presentation should be her superpower, she might survey her work and make a correction.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

Give me a break. She has her arms extended. Everyone’s blazer looks like this when you do that.

[Anonymous]

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Ivanka on a visit to a food bank. Very underdressed. This outfit is WFH appropriate but not for official visits.

There's always one thing obviously wrong. In this case, the shoes.

Only sneakers or sandals could work with this because it's a cute outfit for a trip to the grocery store or the park.

Grandma church flats with a casual outfit like this is straight out of her mother’s playbook.

[Anonymous]

It’s so weird because if she had worn cute sneakers it would have been fine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So I went to Vanky's IG to look at her mother's day post and saw this gem:

[img]https://www.instagram.com/p/B_gLzpIBOIL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

How does she manage to overdo herself in poor choices?

In her Instagram feed, she said it was a 'throwback' picture. It appears to be from January 2020. I'm sure we, rightly, trashed the outfit back then.

If one chooses to enlarge breasts this much, one must adjust the sizing. She is bursting at the seams.

Give me a break. She has her arms extended. Everyone’s blazer looks like this when you do that.

Not mine. And there's the pants.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I like the Melania dress and think the tan and hair look good, although a little out of place. All of America is dealing with nasty roots and having been stuck inside for 2 months...she looks like she just got back from 2 weeks in the caymans.
And the lack of mask, when sitting in a row of first responders, is pretty shocking. Especially when it appears everyone in the West Wing was likely exposed.

She needs to wear a bra next time. And a face mask.

She’s wearing one - you can see the edge in the clapping pic.

I don’t like the print but I love the cut.

A better bra, then. And a face mask.

+1. Her boobs are down to her waist

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the Melania dress and think the tan and hair look good, although a little out of place. All of America is dealing with nasty roots and having been stuck inside for 2 months...she looks like she just got back from 2 weeks in the caymans.
And the lack of mask, when sitting in a row of first responders, is pretty shocking. Especially when it appears everyone in the West Wing was likely exposed.

She needs to wear a bra next time. And a face mask.

She’s wearing one - you can see the edge in the clapping pic.

I don’t like the print but I love the cut.

A better bra, then. And a face mask.

+1. Her boobs are down to her waist

When Surgery Goes Wrong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the Melania dress and think the tan and hair look good, although a little out of place. All of America is dealing with nasty roots and having been stuck inside for 2 months...she looks like she just got back from 2 weeks in the caymans.
And the lack of mask, when sitting in a row of first responders, is pretty shocking. Especially when it appears everyone in the West Wing was likely exposed.

She needs to wear a bra next time. And a face mask.

She’s wearing one - you can see the edge in the clapping pic.

I don’t like the print but I love the cut.

A better bra, then. And a face mask.

+1. Her boobs are down to her waist

When Surgery Goes Wrong.

Who would have thought ginormous boobs you have to move out of the way to button your pants ends up looking less hot porno chick and more matronly when you age? Says no naturally endowed woman, ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the Melania dress and think the tan and hair look good, although a little out of place. All of America is dealing with nasty roots and having been stuck inside for 2 months...she looks like she just got back from 2 weeks in the caymans.
And the lack of mask, when sitting in a row of first responders, is pretty shocking. Especially when it appears everyone in the West Wing was likely exposed.

She needs to wear a bra next time. And a face mask.

She’s wearing one - you can see the edge in the clapping pic.

I don’t like the print but I love the cut.

A better bra, then. And a face mask.

+1. Her boobs are down to her waist

Bras can’t defy gravity forever especially if you don’t want to F up your back.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:


Ivanka on a visit to a food bank. Very underdressed. This outfit is WFH appropriate but not for official visits.

There's always one thing obviously wrong. In this case, the shoes.

Only sneakers or sandals could work with this because it's a cute outfit for a trip to the grocery store or the park.

Grandma church flats with a casual outfit like this is straight out of her mother’s playbook.

I find her mother's fashion sense weirdly endearing. Not hers. Maybe when she's 70 and emerging from jail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the Melania dress and think the tan and hair look good, although a little out of place. All of America is dealing with nasty roots and having been stuck inside for 2 months...she looks like she just got back from 2 weeks in the caymans.
And the lack of mask, when sitting in a row of first responders, is pretty shocking. Especially when it appears everyone in the West Wing was likely exposed.

She needs to wear a bra next time. And a face mask.

She’s wearing one - you can see the edge in the clapping pic.

I don’t like the print but I love the cut.

A better bra, then. And a face mask.

+1. Her boobs are down to her waist

When Surgery Goes Wrong.

welcome to the resistance, bra

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melania, flouting guidelines and her own PSA to wear a mask. That fake tan line is pretty intense!



She looks thrilled to be there.



Full view of the dress.

I like this dress and the orange shoes - it's cute and I would totally wear them both.