Will Whittle be around next year?

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:The WBJ has finally woken up!


And they realize they slept right through the alarm.

So now they have no time to find out what's happened in the intervening months before they start firing out (late) stories (with material mistakes in them) on current events.

Were they lulled into complacency by Whittle's silver tongue, too?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:The WBJ has finally woken up!


And they realize they slept right through the alarm.

So now they have no time to find out what's happened in the intervening months before they start firing out (late) stories (with material mistakes in them) on current events.

Were they lulled into complacency by Whittle's silver tongue, too?


The financial press is always more obsessed with covering those making or throwing around a lot of money than those who are stealing it one way or another. The 2008 mortgage crisis fraudsters were untouched until their firms started going bankrupt. Bitcoin players are swapping billions all over the globe with no regulation - couldn't be any criminals involved in that, could there?

The press will jump on Whittle when the school closes and recount the whole sad tale that they couldn't bother to report BEFORE hundreds of parents lost all their money and their kids had to suffer for it.

Been that way for decades now.
Anonymous
Maybe river school can bid for the building and move there instead of messing up the neighborhood around the new location they are trying to change zoning rules for?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:This is going to be a lawyer's bonanza. Watch for more lawsuits to start flying soon.

A related question. Why would any family want to stick around for this? Especially those with "extensive capital markets experience"? I'd want my kids a million miles away from this s*** show


Because there are a few people out there with WAY too much money.


“Even if the school closes and my kids’ learning is disrupted, a foreclosed private school beats any public school.” -DCUM
Anonymous
A C. Little Update

We have unfortunately experienced some SLIGHT headwinds since I last wrote. My GOOD friend and advisor Admiral Ackbar was right - it, IN FACT, was a trap. Unbeknownst to me and my crack(pot) leadership team the Knights of the Round table have BETRAYED us. Snow White is now imprisoned with Rapunzel and no longer has access to her bank account. This will cause an unforeseen delay of 666 minutes. As you can imagine, the Seven Dwarfs are in mourning as they consider their next course of action - however Dopey has assured me all is well.

You need NOT fear - we will take this minor setback and TRANSFORM it into our greatest accomplishment to date. Not only are our parents rallying around our cause; nearly 97% of the early learning students have SMASHED their piggy banks and donated their hard earned change from grandma and grandpa. This IMMEDIATE and SUBSTANTIAL infusion of funds will enable us to provide nutritious twinkies to EVERYONE. I also want to thank our students for the impactful BOYCOTT of Childrens National Hospital - they will have to PRY the Gibberishcoin (™) out of my cold, dead, AOL account.

NEO, AKA The One (and perhaps only) remains deeply interested in our cause and CAN in fact cover all of the funding we need. While I have not DIRECTLY spoken to NEO since our last update I am sure it is just a GLITCH in the system. Nothing to worry about.

I look forward to the Houston Oilers prevailing this evening. I myself am off to Scotland. My boat is chartered and I have been practicing my HARPOONING skills. Nessy better watch out.

Yours Truly,
C. Little

P.S. Anyone with skills in passing the polygraph test - please reach out to me - you are my only hope.
Anonymous
😆
Anonymous
Brilliant. Just brilliant 😂😂😂
Anonymous
So we got some good news today. More funding has been secured so Whittle will be open until March 24. Things are looking hopeful that we will get an investor by then.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:So we got some good news today. More funding has been secured so Whittle will be open until March 24. Things are looking hopeful that we will get an investor by then.


You aren’t bothered by the fact that an educational institution needs an investor to stay open?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:So we got some good news today. More funding has been secured so Whittle will be open until March 24. Things are looking hopeful that we will get an investor by then.


Does that date coincide with eviction?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So we got some good news today. More funding has been secured so Whittle will be open until March 24. Things are looking hopeful that we will get an investor by then.


Does that date coincide with eviction?


No, it’s just super conveniently the date of the foreclosure hearing….
Anonymous
Whoever compared this to an abusive relationship a few pages ago was right.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:So we got some good news today. More funding has been secured so Whittle will be open until March 24. Things are looking hopeful that we will get an investor by then.


Lucy_holding_football_for_charlie_brown_to_kick.jpg
Anonymous
So...two things: FIrst, the website seems to be acceptig applications for the fall.

Second..the same page that seems to be soliciting applications for fall 2022 also states that a Shenzhen campus is still part of the school. Is that not....a big fat highly misleading lie?

WTF?

https://www.whittleschool.org/en/inquire-now

Anonymous
Has an eviction notice been received? When?

The grown ups on the board should either resign or take decisive action because it is against the law to misrepresent,  misclassify or allow cash payments from or to side accounts --for utilities and other non-salary expenses when judgements have been filed and bank accounts have been garnished through court orders that specify only salaries can be paid. ...even if you call it "investment".. Might be inconvenient for those who don't want mid winter disruption, but it's better to disrupt-- than to be party to action that is fraudulent.
Forum Index » Private & Independent Schools
Go to: