DC United Academy - aa strong academy or not

[Anonymous]

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

You win
Start the Class Action lawsuit

Or go focus on your kids since you have none at the academy.

I'll do the same, granted I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

Wiling to bet my condo and government pension that you can find 'sources' to say the same negative things about every academy, club, coach in the country

Wait, this is dcum, don't have to look far to see that.
It's on threads all over that people are whining about clubs and coaches and promises unfulfilled

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

Book smarts doesn't equal common sense. You can have all the paper credentials in the world and that doesn't make you knowledgeable about football and how the system works. Educated people also make sorry a## decisions. Just like you did.

You being the only knowledgeable person on dcum with the highest level national and international credentials and experience, along with your vast top tier European clubs network.
Can you please tell us where your kid is today?
How many kids have you groomed to Champions League levels?

What is your current status in international football?

When you see a turd, you know it's a turd. I didn't know you needed extensive experience to identify caca.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

You win
Start the Class Action lawsuit

Or go focus on your kids since you have none at the academy.

I'll do the same, granted I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession.

Really?? because could have sworn you're Johnny on the spot whenever someone says something negative about DCU that you can't rebut

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

Book smarts doesn't equal common sense. You can have all the paper credentials in the world and that doesn't make you knowledgeable about football and how the system works. Educated people also make sorry a## decisions. Just like you did.

You being the only knowledgeable person on dcum with the highest level national and international credentials and experience, along with your vast top tier European clubs network.
Can you please tell us where your kid is today?
How many kids have you groomed to Champions League levels?

What is your current status in international football?

When you see a turd, you know it's a turd. I didn't know you needed extensive experience to identify caca.

And DCU is in fact, a turd.

[Anonymous]

And you're right, it is obvious that DCU is not a strong academy. You don't need to be a genius to figure that out.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

You win
Start the Class Action lawsuit

Or go focus on your kids since you have none at the academy.

I'll do the same, granted I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession.

Wow, look at you admitting your biggest fear—a class action lawsuit. I would not give ppl ideas like that. Don’t be a hypocrite. You talk tough when belittling others claiming their kids got cut, ridiculing them for speaking out about their experiences. But the moment you and this club get called out and exposed, you suddenly take the fake high road. You have an unhealthy obsession with lying to yourself.

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The defenders of DCU are the real ones that are hurt. Hurt that they had no idea they signed up for a total disaster. Now they are just in denial hoping to deflect attention away from the reality of the situation. All good. When their kids don't become better players and also don't get the opportunities they might deserve,they will look back with regrets. That is a tough place to be.

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Anonymous wrote:Oh, wait—pick me, pick me! I’d love to leave my school to join an organization that’s the laughing stock of MLS. Attending classes in a concession stand at a stadium sounds like a dream come true. And hey, maybe when I graduate, no college will accept my transcripts, and I’ll lose my scholarship because the school you forced—or “encouraged”—me to attend doesn’t meet basic academic standards. But knowing the scouting director’s wife is running the school really reassures me that I will be in good hands. Not only will my education suffer, but my soccer development will take a nosedive too. Sign me up!

You really are past your wits end because of your kid getting rejected by the Academy

Are you so blinded by your emotional distress it hasn't crossed your mind that educated intelligent successful parents have kids at DCU?
Or you're assuming DC is taking advantage of underprivileged kids from low socioeconomic households with parents who don't speak English?


You do what you think is best for your kid and let them do what they want to do with theirs.
They obviously did well enough so far that their talented kids were chosen over yours.

The fact that you think this is one person writing these posts is hilarious.

It was a direct response to you who made the idiotic PP post and by extension to all the dcua axe grinders repeating the same butt-hurt dribble

This person is posting with crazy detailed info about this org. No one ever points out it’s false. All they say is “your kid didn’t make the team or is “butt hurt” sounds some ppl here are hurt they are exposing DCU

Dropping the name of the director of scouting that everyone knows is indeed dropping crazy details and means this person is an authority and is the oracle of the dmv soccer world.

Can they tell us precisely what the dcua scouting criterion checklist are for recruiting a U16 player?

Yeah currently it’s big, fast with parents that we can lie too or anything identified by programs with real resources that we can stop from leaving the area.

To be clear, does this fall under the "crazy details" umbrella or not?

NO THIS DOES!

“ Lmao!! Oh, absolutely, go ahead and take all the credit. Take credit for the academy director you ran off—the one who actually tried to fix this disaster but, of course, was never given the resources to succeed. Bravo. Then, take credit for the circus act you replaced him with—because who needs experience or qualifications when you have Ithaca College and house mom at revs on your résumé? That’s obviously the fast track to the big leagues.

And let’s not forget the legendary DOC with a résumé so underwhelming it makes a losing girls’ youth coach and a college assistant from a program that hasn’t been relevant in a decade seem like a top-tier hire. Oh wait that was his resume. lol Truly groundbreaking stuff.

Oh, and the scouting director? A true gem. Nothing screams “talent identification expert” quite like someone who looks like they haven’t seen soap in years and the highest level of experience was coach at the mount. Impressive credentials, really.

And as for the staff coaches—yeah, let’s just pretend nobody noticed the quiet exits from previous jobs due to ahem “interactions with players.” No red flags there at all. Fantastic work all around. Lmao”

Sounds like an emotional 13 year old young lady wrote this.

Lay on the couch and tell us what DCUA did to you.
You need to move on with your life before you have a stroke or coronary.

It didn't work out for your kid at DCU, life isn't over.
Oy Vey

It’s honestly sad that you feel the need to defend this nonsense. Stop feeding people your baseless excuses—it’s toxic. I don’t care who plays at this club, just stop lying to people when their kids’ futures can be impacted.

P.S. A bitter 13-year-old, would be dropping screenshots of directors threatening and trash-talking kids and families in the academy. But lucky for everyone, this platform doesn’t allow that. Lol.

You think we respect you for saying you're the type to betray people's trust who thought you were a decent human being?

That aside, it's probably a lie on your part insinuating dcua is promising all their players anything, especially guarantees to go professional.
No one does that because no one believes that.

Listen to yourself—defending people who take advantage of kids and families. Are you serious? I don’t need your respect. Its probably lies about them making promises. lol It’s clear you don’t have (or never had) a kid in the program. All they do is make empty promises and fake guarantees. Plenty of ppl believe it and there 100’s more with avg kids wanting some of that BS. Sometimes, they don’t even bother changing the names on their mass promise emails templates —just copy, paste, and send. It’s a joke.

You win
Start the Class Action lawsuit

Or go focus on your kids since you have none at the academy.

I'll do the same, granted I'm not the one with an unhealthy obsession.

You lost a long time ago. No need to tell anyone they won. It's known already. You're the only one still here trying to defend an organization that gives absolutely no craps about you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Has DCU start inviting players for next season's U14 team? (boys born on or before 2012?). I am just curious which clubs send players to DCU.

They have already given offers out to some 2012 players.

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Anonymous wrote:Has DCU start inviting players for next season's U14 team? (boys born on or before 2012?). I am just curious which clubs send players to DCU.

They have already given offers out to some 2012 players.

They used to post rosters on IG, but haven’t done so in a few years. But yes, some offers go out early if last year was any indication.