Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A campaign office would have been perfect. Scrappy, in there fighting, determined.

Instead -- the backdrop of peepshow booths. At least there is no video evidence that Giuliani needed to "tuck in his shirt" while there.

You know -- you just know -- at some point, someone half-muttered "How bad can it be?" (Readers, it was bad.)

God, this is glorious!

I know, right?!

I am absolutely certain that the discussion after that remark was along the lines of "we'll put the backdrop step and repeat banner up, and if they stand in front of that, nobody is going to be looking to either side anyway, right? And it's a landscaping place, so how bad can the landscaping outside be?" (Readers ...)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just...just...imagine their faces as they pulled up. I mean, did they even see the adult pleasure shop?

HAHAHA!

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And because they were working on a timeclock and scrabbling to correct the situation, they probably saw the first pictures on Google maps, if they even bother to look. (Dave, it's a landscaping place -- how bad could it be?)

It actually looks pretty nice. But the part with flowering trees is not the loading dock out back by the peepshow.

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"JFC, Dave. He's expecting The Four Seasons. The HOTEL Four Seasons, man."

"No, no, it's good. We can fix this. There's a landscaping place. Just have someone tweet out that this is what we meant."

"What, really? You think that'll work?"

Half-muttered: It's a landscaping place, for chrissakes. How bad can it be?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah...it can’t be a coincidence that this particular business is named the Four Seasons. Somebody done goofed.

I still say there’s some mob connection.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Yeah...it can’t be a coincidence that this particular business is named the Four Seasons. Somebody done goofed.

I still say there’s some mob connection.

Maybe there is some brilliant mob boss, very literate, with an exquisite sense of irony. And his wife wanted this for her birthday?

"Yeah sure, Honey, we'll get them to set up at the Four Seasons out in northeast Philly, by that crematorium. Ahahaha. Yeah."

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The whole thing is just the perfect encapsulation of the GOP. Seedy, pretending to be classy, waiting for death.

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Good Lord! I challenge you to watch this and NOT crack up! 🤣🤣🤣

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I like to imagine they all hit up Paddy's Pub afterwards because clearly they're in the same neighborhood

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I have got to watch IASIP.

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Why did they not invite Gritty to provide security? I ask you this. Totally missed that shot. BAM hockey puck between the eyes.

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Anonymous wrote:I have got to watch IASIP.

Rob McElhenney posted on his Instagram about this glorious presser and its proximity to Paddy's. IASIP has been an excellent distraction over the last week.

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Anonymous wrote:Good Lord! I challenge you to watch this and NOT crack up! 🤣🤣🤣

This is me. 5 times already.
Let's never forget this administration started with an escalator ride and ended with a view of a dong thong.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Good Lord! I challenge you to watch this and NOT crack up! 🤣🤣🤣

This is me. 5 times already.
Let's never forget this administration started with an escalator ride and ended with a view of a dong thong.

I watched it at least 10 times, and cracked up each time.

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Let's never forget this administration started with an escalator ride and ended with a view of a dong thong.

Those were both hilarious but everything in between has been horrifying.

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Anonymous wrote:According to the article in the Philly Inquirer, it was always going to be at this place and DJT messed it up by tweeting Four Seasons, implying the hotel. No idea if that’s true or what. But they never thought it would be at the hotel given all the Biden supporters in Center City.

That’s their bullshit story but there’s no way that is true. The part I believe is that they didn’t want to do it outside near the vote counting center because there are street crowds from both sides who would make a lot of noise and try to interfere with it. So I think they thought they could do it at the Four Seasons Hotel, close enough for the press to get to, and stupidly told Trump that plan before securing the site and he tweeted it out. The hotel said no way, we don’t want you drawing the partisan crowds to our hotel, and then instead of finding another appropriate venue and making the President correct his tweet, they booked the Four Seasons Total Landscaping 20 miles away and made Trump and Giuliani look 100 times more foolish than if they had postponed it until they found a good site.

Yes, thank you! I'm not familiar with Philadelphia at all so I looked it up on a map, and your explanation does seem the most logical.