Four Seasons Total Landscaping

[Anonymous]

Is it any wonder why people who couldn't book a presser at the Four Seasons also couldn't handle Coronavirus?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Four Seasons Total Landscaping, across the street from the sex shop and the crematorium. So, where you go F* yourself and die.

Thank you Trump (and Twitter) for this goodbye gift — equal parts fitting and funny.

omg

I am not just reading this thread and getting myself up to speed on why this place was significant.

I just can't.. there are no words to describe how STUPID Trump's people are.

[Anonymous]

^now not 'not' lol

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Let's never forget this administration started with an escalator ride and ended with a view of a dong thong.

Those were both hilarious but everything in between has been horrifying.

[Anonymous]

Its a DNC front money laundering biz. They are mocking the DNC and showing part of their hand.

[Anonymous]

I’m still speechless about this honestly. This is so unthinkably humiliating.

Trump bros...this is all you...go ahead and embrace it. <3

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Its a DNC front money laundering biz. They are mocking the DNC and showing part of their hand.

No, it’s not. That’s a lie some conspiracy theorists came up with to make trump’s team look less stupid.

[Anonymous]

I don’t understand why they didn’t find some Marriot or something if the Four Seasons turned them down. Anything would have been better than that. Who is making decisions over there?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand why they didn’t find some Marriot or something if the Four Seasons turned them down. Anything would have been better than that. Who is making decisions over there?

Because these Trump people NEVER are mistaken. 99.9999% of the time they just lie. But in this case, Trump tweeted “Presser at the Four Seasons at 11!”
Never wrong, the campaign needed to find away to make it true. So he changed his tweet to “Presser at the Four Seasons TOTAL LANDSCAPING”.
Hilarity ensued.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand why they didn’t find some Marriot or something if the Four Seasons turned them down. Anything would have been better than that. Who is making decisions over there?

They need an adult. But if they haven't been able to find one for 4 years....

[Anonymous]

Campaign guy Lewandowski then doubled down by tweeting:

“All great Americans in PA use Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They love this country and are American Patriots. Thank you!”

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t understand why they didn’t find some Marriot or something if the Four Seasons turned them down. Anything would have been better than that. Who is making decisions over there?

Because these Trump people NEVER are mistaken. 99.9999% of the time they just lie. But in this case, Trump tweeted “Presser at the Four Seasons at 11!”
Never wrong, the campaign needed to find away to make it true. So he changed his tweet to “Presser at the Four Seasons TOTAL LANDSCAPING”.
Hilarity ensued.

(How bad could it be?)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Its a DNC front money laundering biz. They are mocking the DNC and showing part of their hand.

No, it’s not. That’s a lie some conspiracy theorists came up with to make trump’s team look less stupid.

If Trump really believed that Four Seasons was a money laundering front, don't you think he would have been tweeting that? There is no sublety here. Hanlon's Razor.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Campaign guy Lewandowski then doubled down by tweeting:

“All great Americans in PA use Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They love this country and are American Patriots. Thank you!”

That was probably a deal he worked out in lieu of actual payment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is it any wonder why people who couldn't book a presser at the Four Seasons also couldn't handle Coronavirus?

The whole Four Seasons thing is really funny. The hotel management was smart enough to know they'd be cheated out of payment and refused to let him have his event there. Then Trump had to find another "Four Seasons" to make it look like he meant the landscaping company all along.