Worst name you’ve heard recently

[Anonymous]

This thread reminds of the Seinfeld episode where George loved then name "Seven." I actually really like the name, but everyone would say, "Hey! You named your kid after the Seinfeld episode!"

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Anonymous wrote:Talon. I don't think the person who chose this as a name for their child realizes it means "claw", they aren't particularly bright.

And I came here to share Fallon (girl). I’m like felon? Talon? Fallopian tube? This is not a first name and anything it’s misheard as shouldn’t be a name either.

Probably her mom’s maiden name (like Jimmy Fallon). I went to HS with a girl named Birch. Her parents were not hippies. Super conservative Southerners who uses Mom’s Maiden Name.

This is an actual thing that often leads to unfortunate results. I have an acquaintance from Georgia with cousins named Coates (woman) and Wages (Man).

Yes, this is a real thing. The lineage of many of these families is proudly Anglo Saxon, at least that’s what they are celebrating - the “mother’s maiden” name thing doesn’t work if you are of polish descent, or really anything other than English, welsh, Scottish or Irish. There are tons of baby “Taylors” but no baby “Kowalskis” or “Schmidt.”

[Anonymous]

Kitten. As a full first name.

[Anonymous]

I know someone with boys named Hendrix Bono and Marley Cornell.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread reminds of the Seinfeld episode where George loved then name "Seven." I actually really like the name, but everyone would say, "Hey! You named your kid after the Seinfeld episode!"

I knew a family with 6 kids, and they had a Seven-but he was the 3rd kid. I never really understood that one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Melina
Marika

These are pretty classic European names.

[Anonymous]

Covidia

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Melina
Marika

These are pretty classic European names.

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Marika is the Hungarian version of Maria

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Deairra.

Makes me think of diarrhea

[Anonymous]

LaTrina.

OMFG!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Covidia

You win!

[Anonymous]

Richardson as a first name.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:This thread reminds of the Seinfeld episode where George loved then name "Seven." I actually really like the name, but everyone would say, "Hey! You named your kid after the Seinfeld episode!"

I knew a family with 6 kids, and they had a Seven-but he was the 3rd kid. I never really understood that one.

Even weirder since Seven was supposed to be a girl's name -- which I really do like! But too associated with Seinfeld.

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Anonymous wrote:Barack.

Come on! It’s a cool name that I have never once heard on anyone outside the President.

I’ve had two students named Barack. Both too old to be named after Obama. Also one was born in Israel.

Barack is a biblical name. Many, many people had the name before him and will have it after him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Trouble -- girl
Cherub -- boy

West African women often give names that reflect the pregnancies.

Stuff like this is so annoying. You literally just made this up. “West Africa” is an entire section of an entire continent. Many of the customs differ drastically between countries. Yet, I’ve STILL never heard of this.

-Married to a “West African.”