I hate my manicurist talkin to her co-workers on their own language

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

Typical Flalaffian. Taking credit for inventing everything. What, are you going to claim credit for a$$hole too?

What is an a$$hole? Can you sleep in it?

Not sure but maybe if you are a gerbil.

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

We'll have none of that speciesist planetphobia, thank you very much.

It was a joke. I am an Orkian. Sheesh, lighten up.

[Anonymous]

Look I'm from Kansas and I just want to know what all the (asterick, asterick, money sign, emoticon, question mark,(insert current popular virus), OPI Malaga Wine, SippyCup, Sidwell Friends) Kanye West fuss is all about.

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

OMG, I know them and I'm not even from Falaffia. That Mindy NEVER says hi to me at the park. I'm sure she sees me too, because at least one of her eyes bobs in my direction then jerks to the back of her head. She is so Bethesda now. You'd probably never recognizer her as Falaffian.

I think she's American. She's got a lot on her mind these days. Being part American and part Orkian, they worry their son Mearth won't get into the right schools or fit in. What are you gonna do? It's gotten so bad she constantly bites her nails. She's always at the salon trying to fix up all that damage.

People deal with those problems the universe over but that doesn't give them the right to be mean. I bet she wears her ipod at the salon and falls right to sleep, too, not even pretending to care about the person busy scratching the scales off of all 12 of her feet.

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

We'll have none of that speciesist planetphobia, thank you very much.

It was a joke. I am an Orkian. Sheesh, lighten up.

My mistake. Thought you were a bigoted Orkian.

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

We'll have none of that speciesist planetphobia, thank you very much.

Get a life, oh superior Plugrist. If you don't drive a Ulmanian, why even comment?

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Anonymous wrote:Look I'm from Kansas and I just want to know what all the (asterick, asterick, money sign, emoticon, question mark,(insert current popular virus), OPI Malaga Wine, SippyCup, Sidwell Friends) Kanye West fuss is all about.

He interrupted Obama during a real important speech, if I'm not mistaken, making him the a$$hole of the universe to some but also making money flow into his re-election campaign coffers (hence the $$ signs). Or wait, is he an elected official? Not sure, but anyway, LOL, he def. didn't go to Sidwell Friends. Not sure where you are getting your info.

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

We'll have none of that speciesist planetphobia, thank you very much.

It was a joke. I am an Orkian. Sheesh, lighten up.

You can substitue Quagnool, Quadrant C or Plaxmite for Orkian and it's just as funny -- to a bigot.

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Are you ladies sane?

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Anonymous wrote:Are you ladies sane?

Who you callin' a lady? Clearly there are Quagnools, Quadrant Cs, Plaxmites, Orkians and Plugrists having a conversation. Please don't interrupt unless you have something substantive to add.

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21:50-you're from the third quandrant aren't' you? Just like my MIL, totally opaque spatial debris. Lives in an Kooojlus park with a bunch of other losers-they don't even have Targetism.

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Anonymous wrote:Look I'm from Kansas and I just want to know what all the (asterick, asterick, money sign, emoticon, question mark,(insert current popular virus), OPI Malaga Wine, SippyCup, Sidwell Friends) Kanye West fuss is all about.

He interrupted Obama during a real important speech, if I'm not mistaken, making him the a$$hole of the universe to some but also making money flow into his re-election campaign coffers (hence the $$ signs). Or wait, is he an elected official? Not sure, but anyway, LOL, he def. didn't go to Sidwell Friends. Not sure where you are getting your info.

I get my info from AlgoquinPedia just like any other normal Falafian. Cite your sources and then we'll talk.

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Anonymous wrote:21:50-you're from the third quandrant aren't' you? Just like my MIL, totally opaque spatial debris. Lives in an Kooojlus park with a bunch of other losers-they don't even have Targetism.

It's usually those who resort to name calling who are from the farthest reaches of the galaxy. You might be able to fool the humans around you, but I recognize space trash when I see it. I seriously doubt I am anything like your MIL. (You wish.)

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Anonymous wrote:Are you ladies sane?

All of my breasts are quivering. No, my ladies are not quite sane. Oh, sorry, my bad, I thought you said "your" ladies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People deal with those problems the universe over but that doesn't give them the right to be mean. I bet she wears her ipod at the salon and falls right to sleep, too, not even pretending to care about the person busy scratching the scales off of all 12 of her feet.

She does that because she likes her "alone" time and because they don't speak American.