I hate my manicurist talkin to her co-workers on their own language

[Anonymous]

Nope, can't sleep in an IPOD but you might like one of these

[Anonymous]

That is so cool-how'd you know I love Pac-Man?

[Anonymous]

What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

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Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

Typical Flalaffian. Taking credit for inventing everything. What, are you going to claim credit for a$$hole too?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

OMG, I know them and I'm not even from Falaffia. That Mindy NEVER says hi to me at the park. I'm sure she sees me too, because at least one of her eyes bobs in my direction then jerks to the back of her head. She is so Bethesda now. You'd probably never recognizer her as Falaffian.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

Typical Flalaffian. Taking credit for inventing everything. What, are you going to claim credit for a$$hole too?

Well, Kurt Vonnegut was one of us, if you must know. (Now that he's dead I don't see why we have to continue with the charade. If this weren't an anonymous forum I would keep all of my mouths zipped but what the heck.) Where do you think he came up with the asshole of the universe image?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

Typical Flalaffian. Taking credit for inventing everything. What, are you going to claim credit for a$$hole too?

Well, Kurt Vonnegut was one of us, if you must know. (Now that he's dead I don't see why we have to continue with the charade. If this weren't an anonymous forum I would keep all of my mouths zipped but what the heck.) Where do you think he came up with the asshole of the universe image?

Check out Chuck Palanuik-everything old is new again.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

You probably voted for Doonishte, butthead!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

OMG, I know them and I'm not even from Falaffia. That Mindy NEVER says hi to me at the park. I'm sure she sees me too, because at least one of her eyes bobs in my direction then jerks to the back of her head. She is so Bethesda now. You'd probably never recognizer her as Falaffian.

I think she's American. She's got a lot on her mind these days. Being part American and part Orkian, they worry their son Mearth won't get into the right schools or fit in. What are you gonna do? It's gotten so bad she constantly bites her nails. She's always at the salon trying to fix up all that damage.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Typical American attitude. All Flalaffians are not alike (don't tell me, we all look the same, right?). Next you'll be having me over for a big plate of falafel knock offs. How you dare call them falafel is beyond me. You are an ignorant douche bag (also our invention, BTW).

Typical Flalaffian. Taking credit for inventing everything. What, are you going to claim credit for a$$hole too?

What is an a$$hole? Can you sleep in it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What Flalaffian doesn't like Pac-Man? None that I know. Thought that was a given.

Wait a second-are you from Quagnool? About 25 light miles past the InterSpatialPhlugel Drive-Thru? OMG-do you know the Floogmeisters from quadrant C? Dude, coming from Plaxmite over to the Meridean-what's your commute like?

Don't know them but know a lot of Orkians. A good friend's son came out here. They were heart broken Mork decided to stay after getting married. Commute is not bad. 6-7 light years without traffic.

Yeah well, do you drive a Spork Newhaven or do you ghetto slum in a Phallus? Cuz I drive a Plaxmleeadran with a 9BarrelJohnsonRod and I'm home in five minutes. Speaking of Orkians, did you hear the one about how many Orkians it takes to migrate a phillosphere? 1 but they can reproduce with themselves. That shit always cracks me up.

We'll have none of that speciesist planetphobia, thank you very much.