Things rude houseguests do, a vent:

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Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

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Anonymous wrote:Sneaking off to have sex.

Yes we all knew and we all heard dear cousin.

OMG . Was this at their house or someone else's???

Our grandma's house.

Oh, no. Did grandma realize what they were doing?? How embarrassing.

Yup. We ALL did. Guess they didn't realize how well sound carries in an old house.

That is really awful. Poor Grandma!

She just served up more pie.

Curious how old you are?

Odd question, but 30.

Why are you young people making grandma do all the thanksgiving work?
Shouldn't you or your mommy be taking over?
Grandma is tired.
Heck you could make her a great grandma soon.

Who says we made her do all the work? Though it's hard to keep her out of the kitchen.
We were at her house because she insists we all come to her place, it makes her happy.
She's already a great-grandma.

That's sad

Why is it sad? Are you the same poster complaining about everything, including someone choosing to spend their own money on a nice lasagna?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:The only 8 "lasagna" you could be making is an Italian-themed lunchable.

That is silly. Lasagna noodles, ground beef, ricotta, cheese, tomato sauce (even authentic slow simmered sauces) are not that expensive....unless you are going out of your way to find THE most expensive rare cheese out there.

You can over complicate anything I suppose.

Where do you live? Because I am seriously DYING to know where you could procure the list you've given for $8. I'm picturing some kind of housing project with a subsidized food store, that's the only logical explanation...

I said closer to $8 than $80. Could I make a tray of lasagna for $20? Yep.

Would it taste like feces? Yep.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

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Anonymous wrote:Sneaking off to have sex.

Yes we all knew and we all heard dear cousin.

OMG . Was this at their house or someone else's???

Our grandma's house.

Oh, no. Did grandma realize what they were doing?? How embarrassing.

Yup. We ALL did. Guess they didn't realize how well sound carries in an old house.

That is really awful. Poor Grandma!

She just served up more pie.

Curious how old you are?

Odd question, but 30.

Why are you young people making grandma do all the thanksgiving work?
Shouldn't you or your mommy be taking over?
Grandma is tired.
Heck you could make her a great grandma soon.

Who says we made her do all the work? Though it's hard to keep her out of the kitchen.
We were at her house because she insists we all come to her place, it makes her happy.
She's already a great-grandma.

That's sad

Why is it sad? Are you the same poster complaining about everything, including someone choosing to spend their own money on a nice lasagna?

Nope, but I do want to eat the expensive lasagna. I believe in quality ingredients.

Grandma wants to rest, she wants the rest of the family to do the work.

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Anonymous wrote:Sneaking off to have sex.

Yes we all knew and we all heard dear cousin.

OMG . Was this at their house or someone else's???

Our grandma's house.

Oh, no. Did grandma realize what they were doing?? How embarrassing.

Yup. We ALL did. Guess they didn't realize how well sound carries in an old house.

That is really awful. Poor Grandma!

She just served up more pie.

Curious how old you are?

Odd question, but 30.

Why are you young people making grandma do all the thanksgiving work?
Shouldn't you or your mommy be taking over?
Grandma is tired.
Heck you could make her a great grandma soon.

Who says we made her do all the work? Though it's hard to keep her out of the kitchen.
We were at her house because she insists we all come to her place, it makes her happy.
She's already a great-grandma.

That's sad

I think it's sweet that she still has the energy and desire to do that for her family. Maybe Grandma actually likes playing host.

I'm sure the family helps out with cooking/cleaning.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

But she said people like it.
It must be true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

You are overwrought.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sneaking off to have sex.

Yes we all knew and we all heard dear cousin.

OMG . Was this at their house or someone else's???

Our grandma's house.

Oh, no. Did grandma realize what they were doing?? How embarrassing.

Yup. We ALL did. Guess they didn't realize how well sound carries in an old house.

That is really awful. Poor Grandma!

She just served up more pie.

Curious how old you are?

Odd question, but 30.

Why are you young people making grandma do all the thanksgiving work?
Shouldn't you or your mommy be taking over?
Grandma is tired.
Heck you could make her a great grandma soon.

Who says we made her do all the work? Though it's hard to keep her out of the kitchen.
We were at her house because she insists we all come to her place, it makes her happy.
She's already a great-grandma.

That's sad

I think it's sweet that she still has the energy and desire to do that for her family. Maybe Grandma actually likes playing host.

I'm sure the family helps out with cooking/cleaning.

When they aren't f****** in a bedroom. I'm sure they help a ton.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

You are overwrought.

She is funny

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

But she said people like it.
It must be true.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

But she said people like it.
It must be true.

I find an $8 tray of lasagna to be far more believable than an $80 tray of lasagna.

[Anonymous]

1 lb of organic laura's 90% ground beef ~ $8.00
1 box barilla lasagna noodles ~ $1.50
1 jar rao's sauce, often on sale at giant for ~ $6
1 bag shredded organic moz cheese ~ $4
1 container organic ricotta cheese ~ $5
1 cage free brown egg ~ $0.30
1 container grated real parm cheese ~ $6
1 bag organic spinach ~ $3

Total = close to $35

I'd say the $80 and $8 posters are both off by a bit . I also now realize that a pan of lasagna is more expensive than I realized.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if the $8 lasagna lady actually believes it tastes good.
People are giving it to the dog under the table and the dog doesn't want it.

I think she does, hence being so up in arms.

This thread has cracked me up. Can "$8 LARGE tray of lasagna" be a new DCUM thing?

It should be.
I would hope I never have the unfortunate circumstance of eating her lasagna.

You won't. You'll be able to sense it by the congealed fake "cheeze" glistening on the top.

But she said people like it.
It must be true.

I find an $8 tray of lasagna to be far more believable than an $80 tray of lasagna.

I don't think anyone doubts the $80. Did you see the links for recipes? No, you didn't.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Sneaking off to have sex.

Yes we all knew and we all heard dear cousin.

OMG . Was this at their house or someone else's???

Our grandma's house.

Oh, no. Did grandma realize what they were doing?? How embarrassing.

Yup. We ALL did. Guess they didn't realize how well sound carries in an old house.

That is really awful. Poor Grandma!

She just served up more pie.

Curious how old you are?

Odd question, but 30.

Why are you young people making grandma do all the thanksgiving work?
Shouldn't you or your mommy be taking over?
Grandma is tired.
Heck you could make her a great grandma soon.

Who says we made her do all the work? Though it's hard to keep her out of the kitchen.
We were at her house because she insists we all come to her place, it makes her happy.
She's already a great-grandma.

That's sad

I think it's sweet that she still has the energy and desire to do that for her family. Maybe Grandma actually likes playing host.

I'm sure the family helps out with cooking/cleaning.

When they aren't f****** in a bedroom. I'm sure they help a ton.

Well, that is obviously not something that the other family members want happening in their houses either.

Can you imagine?