S/O most douche-y car

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cadillac Escalade. Purchased by drug dealers or soccer moms, invariably terrible at parking, most likely to be festooned with tacky Redskins gear or spinners, owners too stupid or loutish to buy a more classy, less pimpish car like a Range Rover, a Porsche Cayenne, or an Audi Q7. And yes, I realize those cars are all in the douche class, too, but the Escalade is the douche of the douche class.

Also, the Honda Civic is not inherently a douchey car, but it is often transformed into one by douchey owners: low-ride suspension, spoilers, souped up engine that allows their pathetic little brains to pretend they're in a Lamborghini Gallardo, and probably as many door panel colors as VINs on the parts under the hood.

This a brilliant post and poster obviously knows a bit about cars.

-signed driver of one of the douchey cars mentioned above.

[Anonymous]

...anything with a fart can on the exhaust...

[Anonymous]

Every family I know with an Escalade has at least 3 children and up to 7 children. So I don't judge the car they drive.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Any luxury car that has no chrome on it, all the silver is replaced with black. I don't know what or why but I see it all the time on Audis and BMW's. I see this primarily around Tysons, where douchebags congregate en masse

+1. Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.

Next time you're stuck in the snow? I will be too much of a douchebag to stop and help with my Hummer. Enjoy

You drive a Hummer and admit it? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are exhibit A of a douchebag, congratulations.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.

Next time you're stuck in the snow? I will be too much of a douchebag to stop and help with my Hummer. Enjoy

You drive a Hummer and admit it? Hahahahahahahahaha! You are exhibit A of a douchebag, congratulations.

You're on a parenting forum near midnight, there's plenty of judgment to go around

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.

I think National Geographic did a special on that.

[Anonymous]

Those Hyundais that copy their design from the prototypes of the Jaguar, Mercedes, etc.

Give it up man.

[Anonymous]

My ex-husband recently bought a brand new purple convertible Corvette. Not only do I call that douchey, I call that a penis car! For lack there of!

I'm not sure what's the deal with all the Mini Cooper bashing on this thread. My husband has a 2006 Mini and he loves that darn thing! It has also been very reliable with only a repair to a strut.

[Anonymous]

This is a fun conversation unlike the people bashing women for their height and weight over on another link. This made me laugh. Off to work now in my douchey Subaru.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Cadillac Escalade. Purchased by drug dealers or soccer moms, invariably terrible at parking, most likely to be festooned with tacky Redskins gear or spinners, owners too stupid or loutish to buy a more classy, less pimpish car like a Range Rover, a Porsche Cayenne, or an Audi Q7. And yes, I realize those cars are all in the douche class, too, but the Escalade is the douche of the douche class.

Also, the Honda Civic is not inherently a douchey car, but it is often transformed into one by douchey owners: low-ride suspension, spoilers, souped up engine that allows their pathetic little brains to pretend they're in a Lamborghini Gallardo, and probably as many door panel colors as VINs on the parts under the hood.

signed, my 15 year old beater is still going strong. woohoo 2000 was a great year for cars

[Anonymous]

Is it douchey to admit to a small sense of satisfaction from not driving a douche car? Probably.

Yesssssss.

[Anonymous]

I think it's douchey to think of a car as anything more than a mode of transportation to get you from point A to point B.

Those who look down on others because "you can't afford my vehicle"? You are the definition of douche.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Any luxury car that has no chrome on it, all the silver is replaced with black. I don't know what or why but I see it all the time on Audis and BMW's. I see this primarily around Tysons, where douchebags congregate en masse

+1. Tysons is the douchebag's natural habitat and where it feels most at ease.

+100 (dying)

[Anonymous]

My husband insists that all Volvo drivers are terrible drivers. Cracks me up.