S/O most douche-y car

[Anonymous]

I nominate that Escalade that pretends to be a pickup truck. It screams "I'm nouveau riche but trying to fit in with the horsey set!" If they had any class they would get a Range Rover.

What does anyone else think?

(And yes, I'm PMSing. But at least this way I won't take it out on DH)

[Anonymous]

I think range rovers are douchey

[Anonymous]

I would vote for anything with a CoExist bumper sticker on the back.

[Anonymous]

Pontiac Aztec

[Anonymous]

Well the first one that popped into my head when I saw the thread title was a Range Rover.

[Anonymous]

BMW. I think the cars are okay, but it seems like the people that drive them are always assholes. So now I just assume (and am usually right).

[Anonymous]

The tiny teeny bleached blonde woman with a ponytail and giant sunglasses driving the black Suburban XL at 10 mph over the posted limit every.single.time, double parking, and blocking crosswalks.

A regional hazard 8 am to 4 pm throughout Bethesda, Wesley Heights, Mclean, and similar.

[Anonymous]

Any luxury brand in the smallest, cheapest model. It's just looks so...desperate.

[Anonymous]

Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.

[Anonymous]

Any car that parks over two spaces.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hummers. Everyone I've ever met who owned a Hummer was a total jackass.

Also, Range Rover, any oversized SUV.

Thank you. +infinity

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The tiny teeny bleached blonde woman with a ponytail and giant sunglasses driving the black Suburban XL at 10 mph over the posted limit every.single.time, double parking, and blocking crosswalks.

A regional hazard 8 am to 4 pm throughout Bethesda, Wesley Heights, Mclean, and similar.

And often texting while driving.

[Anonymous]

I agree with Range Rovers. It's a ton of money for a car that's actually really uncomfortable (because they're designed for the Savannah, not the suburbs). I can see spending money on a car with nice features, but spending money on a Range Rover baffles me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The tiny teeny bleached blonde woman with a ponytail and giant sunglasses driving the black Suburban XL at 10 mph over the posted limit every.single.time, double parking, and blocking crosswalks.

A regional hazard 8 am to 4 pm throughout Bethesda, Wesley Heights, Mclean, and similar.

And often texting while driving.

We even have them in Loudoun! Usually it's a Yukon XL Denali though. Almost always black, occasionally white pearl.

[Anonymous]

Range Rovers.
We used to live in Africa where they are used for rugged driving. I always laugh when I see them here.