Toggle navigation
Toggle navigation
Home
DCUM Forums
Nanny Forums
Events
About DCUM
Advertising
Search
Recent Topics
Hottest Topics
FAQs and Guidelines
Privacy Policy
Your current identity is: Anonymous
Login
Preview
Subject:
Forum Index
»
Off-Topic
Reply to "S/O most douche-y car"
Subject:
Emoticons
More smilies
Text Color:
Default
Dark Red
Red
Orange
Brown
Yellow
Green
Olive
Cyan
Blue
Dark Blue
Violet
White
Black
Font:
Very Small
Small
Normal
Big
Giant
Close Marks
[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Cadillac Escalade. Purchased by drug dealers or soccer moms, invariably terrible at parking, most likely to be festooned with tacky Redskins gear or spinners, owners too stupid or loutish to buy a more classy, less pimpish car like a Range Rover, a Porsche Cayenne, or an Audi Q7. And yes, I realize those cars are all in the douche class, too, but the Escalade is the douche of the douche class. Also, the Honda Civic is not inherently a douchey car, but it is often transformed into one by douchey owners: low-ride suspension, spoilers, souped up engine that allows their pathetic little brains to pretend they're in a Lamborghini Gallardo, and probably as many door panel colors as VINs on the parts under the hood. [/quote] signed, my 15 year old beater is still going strong. woohoo 2000 was a great year for cars[/quote]
Options
Disable HTML in this message
Disable BB Code in this message
Disable smilies in this message
Review message
Search
Recent Topics
Hottest Topics
