Matty Healy to move in with girlfriend Taylor Swift after dating for just weeks

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Anonymous wrote:I would bet she ends up making a baby or two with Harry Styles. It just seems inevitable. And it would "break the internet."

Ha but seriously can you imagine either one of those two alternating staying home to raise the kid when it’s in school? Hard to imagine either of them letting their careers go on the back burner.

It’s Hollywood/London and they’re both filthy rich. Staff will raise the babies.

Yes but her mother is very involved and goes to every concert.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word on the street is, they're not together anymore after her d!ck-du-jour kissed a man at a concert .

He looked like he was on hard narcotics.

[Anonymous]

Hard narcotics? Not sure what that is. He kissed a man for pride month

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word on the street is, they're not together anymore after her d!ck-du-jour kissed a man at a concert .

No word on the street is that they're just smashing and the tabloid "reports" are to sell rags.

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The first I heard of Matty Healy was when they performed on SNL. I literally laughed out loud their schtick is so tired -- like they took all the original elements of Vampire Weekend, David Byrne etc. and coughed it all up into a black-suited choreographed hairball.

Then I read his New Yorker profile from Jia Tolentino and I disliked him even more. The faux dichotomy he has set himself up as -- tortured performance artist trying to find his niche as virtue signaller or -- is just BLAGH. Its embarrassing. I'm not a Swiftie but this guys seems like a world-class loser.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She needs to take a play from the George Clooney handbook and find a substantive person who is not in the entertainment industry.

Please let’s not go there with Amal. We could start a new thread on her.

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[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She needs to take a play from the George Clooney handbook and find a substantive person who is not in the entertainment industry.

Please let’s not go there with Amal. We could start a new thread on her.

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Yeah, sounds like someone has some dirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She needs to take a play from the George Clooney handbook and find a substantive person who is not in the entertainment industry.

Please let’s not go there with Amal. We could start a new thread on her.

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Yeah, sounds like someone has some dirt.

or misogynoir

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm still rooting for T and M. Something about normie hot girl with weird/eccentric bad boy brit seems so good to me. I think they are a match. Maybe once their tours wind down...

Heh you're probably Team Jess for Rory Gilmore, too!

[Anonymous]

re the Rory Gilmore post I have not watched that show... This is about real people, not tv characters.

Do you realize there are several songs TS wrote about him? Its pretty clear.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:re the Rory Gilmore post I have not watched that show... This is about real people, not tv characters.

Do you realize there are several songs TS wrote about him? Its pretty clear.

Heh these aren't "real" people either - they are constructs with whom we have parasocial relationships, in much the same way we do with TV characters. We know the carefully curated public image on which we project all kinds of other ideas. The only difference between this and fiction is that instead of an actor playing the part using a different name, it's someone playing a part using their own name.

I didn't mean the Jess thing as a dig - it just clocks. I like Jess, too. I have fewer feelings about TS and this guy.

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Anonymous wrote:re the Rory Gilmore post I have not watched that show... This is about real people, not tv characters.

Do you realize there are several songs TS wrote about him? Its pretty clear.

Ooh which ones?

How can you be a TS fan and not have watched Gilmore Girls? The two are perfectly overlapping Venn circles.

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Anonymous wrote:re the Rory Gilmore post I have not watched that show... This is about real people, not tv characters.

Do you realize there are several songs TS wrote about him? Its pretty clear.

Ooh which ones?

How can you be a TS fan and not have watched Gilmore Girls? The two are perfectly overlapping Venn circles.

I’m a Swiftie, albeit an “old” one. Never watched Gilmore Girls. Dawson’s Creek on the other hand…

[Anonymous]

When even Taylor Swift’s team can’t fix your image…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:re the Rory Gilmore post I have not watched that show... This is about real people, not tv characters.

Do you realize there are several songs TS wrote about him? Its pretty clear.

Ooh which ones?

How can you be a TS fan and not have watched Gilmore Girls? The two are perfectly overlapping Venn circles.

I’m a Swiftie, albeit an “old” one. Never watched Gilmore Girls. Dawson’s Creek on the other hand…

Not to derail - but try watching Gilmore Girls! Parts of it will seem very dated and out of touch - but overall, it holds up as a thoroughly entertaining show with imperfect but lovable characters, that you will still want to pick over in detail, two decades after it aired. (Team Emily here.)