My husband wants to know “what’s the quintessential hot dad car?”

[Anonymous]

Rivian SUV

[Anonymous]

A cool car isn’t gonna make a guy cool by osmosis. Conversely, a cool guy is cool, no matter what he’s driving.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are the only new trucks with waitlists right now - NONE of these give off hot rich dad vibes:

Cadillac Escalade V-Series (fast)
Ford F-150 Raptor R (fast)
Lexus GX 550
Mercedes G-Wagon G63 AMG (fast)

FIFY

What each car says about the me. Who drive it -

Escalade: “I overpaid 30% for what’s basically a Suburban or Tahoe, with a lot of chrome on it. John Boehner and I have the same car, and the same golf handicap. My penis doesn’t work anymore”.

Ford Raptor: “When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as Ted Nugent, circa 1976. Trust me, the EcoBoost V6 is JUST as good as the V8 it used to have. Honest!!! My penis still works, but it’s on the small side”.

Lexus GS 550: “I coulda had the Land Cruiser for $20k less, but I have more money than brains. I tell myself it’s better than the Toyota even though they’re both built on the same assembly line. I have an off-road vehicle but I’d never dream of taking it off-road. Ever. “

G-Wagon 63: “if I’m not already an Armenian mobster, I want people to think I am. Depreciation? I’m not familiar with the term - explain? I’m taking it back to the dealership because my wife (or mistress) burned her leg on the side exhaust”.

There ya go. That’s what they each say about the men who own them.

You seem to spend a lot of mindshare thinking about the size of random men’s anatomy. You sound poor and closeted.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:A cool car isn’t gonna make a guy cool by osmosis. Conversely, a cool guy is cool, no matter what he’s driving.

Dads are middle aged. A middle aged man driving a Nissan Leaf or some piece of crap clunker is ick, no matter how attractive he is. Middle aged dads can be hot with confidence, fitness and virility, and success. Broke middle aged dads are not hot.

[Anonymous]

Cool dads ride Triumph or BMW motorcycles.

[Anonymous]

A bunch of cool cars can't be dad cars because they lack seats for at least 2 kids, like a Porsche 911.

So if you mean practical hot dad car, it could be a cool wagon like a Volvo V70, Cadillac CTS-V, or Audi RS6. Not a Subaru Outback!

[Anonymous]

INEOS Grenadier is pretty badass

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Rivian

I see mostly middle aged moms driving Rivians

[Anonymous]

If I wanted to be a Hot Dad, I'd get an Audi RS7

Or, if I needed a car for transporting kids, a Kia Telluride.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There’s a conservative traditional rugged country music trend sweeping the nation. Mid-life crisis dads love pickup trucks, from a Rivian R1T EV to a Chevy Silverado HD diesel and everything in between.

Those guys aren't hot, though.

A hot dad drives the most practical car for his needs. And he won't notice that women think he's hot because he's such a wife guy (as they used to say back when I cared about hot guys)

[Anonymous]

My old classic Mercedes Pagoda 230sl Convertible smelled of old money and the MILFs, GILFS, DILFS all loved it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are the only new trucks with waitlists right now - NONE of these give off hot rich dad vibes:

Cadillac Escalade V-Series (fast)
Ford F-150 Raptor R (fast)
Lexus GX 550
Mercedes G-Wagon G63 AMG (fast)

FIFY

What each car says about the me. Who drive it -

Escalade: “I overpaid 30% for what’s basically a Suburban or Tahoe, with a lot of chrome on it. John Boehner and I have the same car, and the same golf handicap. My penis doesn’t work anymore”.

Ford Raptor: “When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as Ted Nugent, circa 1976. Trust me, the EcoBoost V6 is JUST as good as the V8 it used to have. Honest!!! My penis still works, but it’s on the small side”.

Lexus GS 550: “I coulda had the Land Cruiser for $20k less, but I have more money than brains. I tell myself it’s better than the Toyota even though they’re both built on the same assembly line. I have an off-road vehicle but I’d never dream of taking it off-road. Ever. “

G-Wagon 63: “if I’m not already an Armenian mobster, I want people to think I am. Depreciation? I’m not familiar with the term - explain? I’m taking it back to the dealership because my wife (or mistress) burned her leg on the side exhaust”.

There ya go. That’s what they each say about the men who own them.

You seem to spend a lot of mindshare thinking about the size of random men’s anatomy. You sound poor and closeted.

Agree! This poster seems to have a lot of pent up negativity. I happen to own a GX550 and really like it. It's a lot nicer than the Land Cruiser, IMHO, and I was completely fine paying more for it. Why would anyone care?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:INEOS Grenadier is pretty badass

It looks like a cross between lr4 and old-model Defender. Land Rover strayed from these models, and INEOS brought them back.

[Anonymous]

Ford Edge Titanium with tricked out black wheels. I'm hot and I drive one.

[Anonymous]

Any of the high performance mid-size German Wagon/Coupe variants are the best here... but I'd say the same for the hot mom.