My husband wants to know “what’s the quintessential hot dad car?”

[Anonymous]

My old classic Mercedes Pagoda 230sl Convertible smelled of old money and the MILFs, GILFS, DILFS all loved it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:These are the only new trucks with waitlists right now - NONE of these give off hot rich dad vibes:

Cadillac Escalade V-Series (fast)
Ford F-150 Raptor R (fast)
Lexus GX 550
Mercedes G-Wagon G63 AMG (fast)

FIFY

What each car says about the me. Who drive it -

Escalade: “I overpaid 30% for what’s basically a Suburban or Tahoe, with a lot of chrome on it. John Boehner and I have the same car, and the same golf handicap. My penis doesn’t work anymore”.

Ford Raptor: “When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as Ted Nugent, circa 1976. Trust me, the EcoBoost V6 is JUST as good as the V8 it used to have. Honest!!! My penis still works, but it’s on the small side”.

Lexus GS 550: “I coulda had the Land Cruiser for $20k less, but I have more money than brains. I tell myself it’s better than the Toyota even though they’re both built on the same assembly line. I have an off-road vehicle but I’d never dream of taking it off-road. Ever. “

G-Wagon 63: “if I’m not already an Armenian mobster, I want people to think I am. Depreciation? I’m not familiar with the term - explain? I’m taking it back to the dealership because my wife (or mistress) burned her leg on the side exhaust”.

There ya go. That’s what they each say about the men who own them.

You seem to spend a lot of mindshare thinking about the size of random men’s anatomy. You sound poor and closeted.

Agree! This poster seems to have a lot of pent up negativity. I happen to own a GX550 and really like it. It's a lot nicer than the Land Cruiser, IMHO, and I was completely fine paying more for it. Why would anyone care?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:INEOS Grenadier is pretty badass

It looks like a cross between lr4 and old-model Defender. Land Rover strayed from these models, and INEOS brought them back.

[Anonymous]

Ford Edge Titanium with tricked out black wheels. I'm hot and I drive one.

[Anonymous]

Any of the high performance mid-size German Wagon/Coupe variants are the best here... but I'd say the same for the hot mom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ford Edge Titanium with tricked out black wheels. I'm hot and I drive one.

[Anonymous]

Heavy duty Ford pickup truck, Carhartt edition

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:INEOS Grenadier is pretty badass

Meh, I'll take the trustworthy Lexus over some new car maker who may not be around next year

[Anonymous]

M5 Touring!

[Anonymous]

Conformist choices (or try hard nonconformist too) show why the the DMV attracts America’s ugliest striver transplants.

No style. No creativity. No pride. Just sheeple.

Live your own best life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Conformist choices (or try hard nonconformist too) show why the the DMV attracts America’s ugliest striver transplants.

No style. No creativity. No pride. Just sheeple.

Live your own best life.

Lemmings

[Anonymous]

Exactly. UMC transplants in the DMV and high earners are the China of the Western world.

Everyone wants the same junk. Everyone wants the same tacky look. Everyone afraid to look different (or poor!!!) Everyone wants their kids to go to the same schools, camps, vacations, friend. Everyone wants the same boring ass crap.

Nouveau riche but not actually rich.

Lemmings. Sad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:INEOS Grenadier is pretty badass

I finally saw this truck in real life this weekend and recognized it because of this thread and this post! We were pulling into a gardening / landscaping center.

It’s really sharp in real life.

The couple driving it appeared to be late 40s maybe early 50s and were wearing head to toe REI type of clothing and shoes. Not a “hot dad” (or hot mom) but both were stylish and slim.

[Anonymous]

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