Getting the ick from date’s drink order?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

It’s in your head.
There’s literally a law that makes them all be the same thing
It’s just a marketing gimmick

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/01/590022606/is-there-really-a-difference-between-expensive-vodka-and-cheap-vodka

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

See above.
There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

[Anonymous]

You don't like him.
Move on.

[Anonymous]

My husbands drink of choice is a raspberry daiquiri.
He’s otherwise a macho man who was a div 1 athlete, benches 300, earns seven figures, etc.
the waiters always bring me his drink order.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

See above.
There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

It is low IQ to pretend nobody’s tongue (and/or body via hangover) can tell the difference between premium vodka and hobo well vodka. What’s next, you’re going to pretend two buck chuck is 99% as good as an expensive Burgundy. Give it a rest.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

It’s in your head.
There’s literally a law that makes them all be the same thing
It’s just a marketing gimmick

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/01/590022606/is-there-really-a-difference-between-expensive-vodka-and-cheap-vodka

I don’t think the stuff we drank in college compares to Grey Goose.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

It’s in your head.
There’s literally a law that makes them all be the same thing
It’s just a marketing gimmick

https://www.npr.org/2018/03/01/590022606/is-there-really-a-difference-between-expensive-vodka-and-cheap-vodka

I don’t think the stuff we drank in college compares to Grey Goose.

It compares to the generic vodka concentrate that was nearly indistinguishable from Grey Goose, per a professional lab's analysis.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

See above.
There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

It is low IQ to pretend nobody’s tongue (and/or body via hangover) can tell the difference between premium vodka and hobo well vodka. What’s next, you’re going to pretend two buck chuck is 99% as good as an expensive Burgundy. Give it a rest.

Telling on yourself.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

Had a tall glass before posting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He just ordered vodka and soda with lemon. And he specified Tito’s as if it’s a top shelf spirit.

Wtaf?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

See above.
There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

It is low IQ to pretend nobody’s tongue (and/or body via hangover) can tell the difference between premium vodka and hobo well vodka. What’s next, you’re going to pretend two buck chuck is 99% as good as an expensive Burgundy. Give it a rest.

Are you one of those tiresome DBs who likes to blather on about how your "palate changes" when exposed to expensive [wine or spirits]? No one care MF'er and you just come off as a pretentious twat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like

You don’t have rubbing alcohol in your bathroom? Go take a whiff of it. Then go order a well vodka at a local bar or restaurant. Same smell. Premium top shelf vodka is of course a ripoff but to claim it’s the exact same as well vodka is low IQ.

See above.
There is some nuance, but it’s certainly not a ‘low iq’ position. rather it is low iq to assert certain facts without doing due diligence

It is low IQ to pretend nobody’s tongue (and/or body via hangover) can tell the difference between premium vodka and hobo well vodka. What’s next, you’re going to pretend two buck chuck is 99% as good as an expensive Burgundy. Give it a rest.

A lot of wine snobbery is bs too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:lol @ the pearl clutching about Grey Goose on the rocks. Do you yentas even realize what a martini is? Especially a dry martini. Essentially just two shots of chilled vodka served up in a pretty glass. It’s okay for girlies to guzzle those but a man ordering a double Grey Goose on the rocks is uncouth? lol

A martini is made with gin, Cletus.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:lol @ the pearl clutching about Grey Goose on the rocks. Do you yentas even realize what a martini is? Especially a dry martini. Essentially just two shots of chilled vodka served up in a pretty glass. It’s okay for girlies to guzzle those but a man ordering a double Grey Goose on the rocks is uncouth? lol

A martini is made with gin, Cletus.

+1

Didn’t think this thread could get any stupider after the OP, but then we get a “martini is made with Grey Goose” guy. Sigh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He just ordered vodka and soda with lemon. And he specified Tito’s as if it’s a top shelf spirit.

This is my go to drink and I can afford anything. Let me enlighten you, I'm gluten intolerant and Tito's with soda is pretty much the only drink I can order when I am out that does not have negative affect on my health. Ignorant and snobbish people like yourself need to cease to exist. I say that sincerely. I hope this guy sees your post and runs for the hills. Such a high maintenance b h.