Getting the ick from date’s drink order?

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Anonymous wrote:I had a guy order milk once. That’s ick. Yours is a light refreshing cocktail.

You'd hate me. I order buttermilk.

[Anonymous]

Alcohol drinkers arguing over which alcohol is best. Hilarious. Ants climbing on top of each other to be the top ant.

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Anonymous wrote:I kind of feel this. When I was dating, I would not have found it very hot for a man to order a vodka cocktail. It’s a little girly and for people who don’t like the taste of alcohol. Gin and tonic, okay. Whiskey would be better.

I don’t go around saying these things, of course.

I don’t know how widespread this belief is but many of my girlfriends are convinced gin & tonic is something only gay men drink. I am not kidding.

The UK would like a word.

I am a woman and I like G&T … was told by a guy once that it is a manly drink. Guess we covered all bases now. Cheers

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If you are using the phrase "the ick" I doubt you're old enough to be in a licensed establishment.

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Anonymous wrote:What would you prefer he order?

White wine sssspritzther 🌈

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Anonymous wrote:I had a guy order milk once. That’s ick. Yours is a light refreshing cocktail.

You'd hate me. I order buttermilk.

On a first date? Where do you find it? I love buttermilk but only drink it at home since I don’t see it in restaurants.

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Anonymous wrote:When my DH and I were dating his drink of choice was vodka red bull. He rarely drinks now but if he does it's typically grey goose or similar on the rocks. A double. Which I guess makes it double feminine.

Weird comment on a totally normal drink. Is it the lemon wedge? A lemon wedge screams gay to you? (I say this because we all know what "feminine" means."

Vodka on the rocks is far more masculine than vodka soda plus a lemon wedge. And also, Grey Goose means you’re not an unsophisticated miser who wants bargain brand Tito’s. Grey Goose on the rocks is a perfectly acceptable drink order for a masculine man.

Other people can judge, too. And my judgment is that in my experience, vodka is what alcoholics prefer. So that’s what I’d be thinking about your “masculine man.” That in 20 years he’ll have a nose like a raspberry and a shaky hand.

My judgement is that in 20 years you will be single, bitter, and obese owning 5 cats in your cat urine stench 1 bedroom apartment.

AA for you.

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Anonymous wrote:I had a guy order milk once. That’s ick. Yours is a light refreshing cocktail.

You'd hate me. I order buttermilk.

On a first date? Where do you find it? I love buttermilk but only drink it at home since I don’t see it in restaurants.

Any place that serves pancakes or fried chicken probably has some on hand

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you are using the phrase "the ick" I doubt you're old enough to be in a licensed establishment.

I wonder if it is the same poster that gets “the ick” from men using AirPods. I don’t know any adult IRL who says that.

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Anonymous wrote:If you are using the phrase "the ick" I doubt you're old enough to be in a licensed establishment.

I wonder if it is the same poster that gets “the ick” from men using AirPods. I don’t know any adult IRL who says that.

NP. You see, if you say something that young people say, people won’t notice that you’re a middle-aged cat lady. It’s foolproof!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He just ordered vodka and soda with lemon. And he specified Tito’s as if it’s a top shelf spirit.

Maybe he likes the flavor. Maybe you are so judgy.

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Anonymous wrote:He just ordered vodka and soda with lemon. And he specified Tito’s as if it’s a top shelf spirit.

Many people can’t have wheat. I am allergic to most vodkas (I will projectile vomit within minutes) except Tito’s.

Also, why does everyone need to order top shelf? You sound entitled and judgmental. I hope your date didn’t pay your bill!

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Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

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Anonymous wrote:I kind of feel this. When I was dating, I would not have found it very hot for a man to order a vodka cocktail. It’s a little girly and for people who don’t like the taste of alcohol. Gin and tonic, okay. Whiskey would be better.

I don’t go around saying these things, of course.

I don’t know how widespread this belief is but many of my girlfriends are convinced gin & tonic is something only gay men drink. I am not kidding.

You need new (smarter) girlfriends. That's just unbelievably stupid.

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Anonymous wrote:I work in advertising and twice we have worked with vodka brands. Vodka is vodka. It's all the EXACT same. Anyone paying more for a certain vodka is a dummy. This fact (that all vodka is the exact same) was the entire basis for all our work with them.

Bullshit. Bottom shelf vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.

Not PP but how do you know what rubbing alcohol tastes like