Yoga moaners

Anonymous
Please stop moaning on your exhales in yoga class. It’s so performative like if you were on your own, would you do that? No. It’s distracting to other people and seriously unnecessary and it’s hard to keep from laughing because now I’m imagining what you sound like in your bedroom because your moans are so absurd. You’re like the annoying guy that revs his engine in traffic. Attention seeking.
Anonymous
+1M
Anonymous
You're not doing it right if you don't do ujjayi breathing. No need to stay ignorant!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You're not doing it right if you don't do ujjayi breathing. No need to stay ignorant!


I don't think generic yoga classes teach this for the very reason that it is obnoxious to those around you.
Anonymous
And ffs turn off your phone.
Anonymous
Totally agree, OP.

And yes, turn off your phone.

And don't come late to class. Any class, not just yoga.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You're not doing it right if you don't do ujjayi breathing. No need to stay ignorant!


Using ujjayi breath doesn't equal moaning.
Anonymous
Also, while we're speaking of noises in yoga class we dislike, please stop farting. It's already a warm room. I don't care if farts are natural.
Anonymous
Im over group yoga. Just do it at home op.
Anonymous
Also, consider an edible before class rather than smoking. We can all smell you and it is gross.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:You're not doing it right if you don't do ujjayi breathing. No need to stay ignorant!


Ujjayi Breath is not moaning! ujjayi is using the back of your throat and sounds more like an ocean wave, nothing like a moan. I was in a restorative class this week; All we were doing was centering, taking a deep breath and and out, and two ladies were moaning, like cats in heat.
Anonymous
+ ♾️
Anonymous
+1 to don't be late.
+1 to don't do anything performative in a group class. We all hate you. Yes, you the person making up your own dance moves.
+1 to don't do anything gross. If you have to fart, leave the room and find a restroom.
Anonymous
This thread is why I do yoga at home…
Anonymous
You're all cultural appropriating chuds
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