Yoga moaners
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Anonymous
| Please stop moaning on your exhales in yoga class. It’s so performative like if you were on your own, would you do that? No. It’s distracting to other people and seriously unnecessary and it’s hard to keep from laughing because now I’m imagining what you sound like in your bedroom because your moans are so absurd. You’re like the annoying guy that revs his engine in traffic. Attention seeking. |
Anonymous
| +1M |
Anonymous
| You're not doing it right if you don't do ujjayi breathing. No need to stay ignorant! |
Anonymous
I don't think generic yoga classes teach this for the very reason that it is obnoxious to those around you. |
Anonymous
| And ffs turn off your phone. |
Anonymous
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Totally agree, OP.
And yes, turn off your phone. And don't come late to class. Any class, not just yoga. |
Anonymous
Using ujjayi breath doesn't equal moaning. |
Anonymous
| Also, while we're speaking of noises in yoga class we dislike, please stop farting. It's already a warm room. I don't care if farts are natural. |
Anonymous
| Im over group yoga. Just do it at home op. |
Anonymous
| Also, consider an edible before class rather than smoking. We can all smell you and it is gross. |
Anonymous
Ujjayi Breath is not moaning! ujjayi is using the back of your throat and sounds more like an ocean wave, nothing like a moan. I was in a restorative class this week; All we were doing was centering, taking a deep breath and and out, and two ladies were moaning, like cats in heat. |
Anonymous
| + ♾️ |
Anonymous
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+1 to don't be late.
+1 to don't do anything performative in a group class. We all hate you. Yes, you the person making up your own dance moves. +1 to don't do anything gross. If you have to fart, leave the room and find a restroom. |
Anonymous
| This thread is why I do yoga at home… |
Anonymous
| You're all cultural appropriating chuds |