Jen Hatmaker
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Anonymous
those who can't do, teach |
Anonymous
How many posts can she make about Pride? Five so far this month, and we are only halfway through June. |
Anonymous
| I don't get all the hype about that bag. It looks cheap and shapeless. |
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The 30-second blip of what was surely an awkward sex talk kind of explains why Amy the co-host is so awkward. Allegedly, she watched the film in school when she was 10 and they invited all of the parents to come and her mom was pregnant then, so "all of my friends knew what my parents had done."
But really, if you're having a fulfilled and happy sex life, you don't feel the need to constantly put it out there and tell everyone else about it. |
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Guyz.
Jen says that Juneteenth is not a time for her to speak. It's a time for her to listen. So she then posts a bunch of quotes from black guests on her podcast. Not all heroines wear capes. |
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I actually listened to two podcasts on the road this past week to Charleston. Mostly out of curiosity as I hadn't listened to Big Siss' podcast for a couple of years. The listener grab bag one and the one from the writer of Who Deserves Your Love. I actually think Amy is way better at this than Jen. Jen is too murmuring, too fawning, and sort of insipid and dumb, honestly. She missuses words and makes up words and doesn't add much besides murmurs of affirmation and some sort of platitude.
Amy is a lot smarter and seems to have actually done some prep work. |
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Not a time for her to speak. Hahahahahahaha 🙄🙄.
Since when? Hahahaha 🙄🙄 Only Jen would speak about her not speaking. Hahahaha🙄🙄 |
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Ugh, the "I will keep quiet" is so performative.
Did anyone ask the black folks if they care if she is quiet? Because I don't think they give her much thought. |
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The most Jen Hatmaker Move of all time is loudly and performatively stating that As A Huge Ally Of Black People I Will Now Shut Up and Listen while saying it super loudly for all to hear.
Jen is the sort of person who thinks that good works only matter if other people are aware of them. |
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How many posts can she make about Pride? Five so far this month, and we are only halfway through June. She just added another one! She is the ally-est ally that ever ally-ed. |
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She’s got several topics that she just recycles over and over. It’s like she said, “well, I have to post something today. What will it be? Let’s pull a topic out of the hat.”
*pride *I have become so much more racially sensitive since I got a black boyfriend *perimenopause/midlife *sex during perimenopause *why life is better with no roommates *advice to moms of littles *my friends and our outrageous shenanigans |
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Jane Capstitcher needs to write up a Jen Hatmaker Calendar Of Posting and What Nots. Basically, every month a rundown of what we can all expect from Big Siss. Some ideas.
June. Pride Month. 8-12 posts about LGBTQ+, Sydney, and special discounts for the month to learn how to parent gay youth. Not all heroines wear capes. July. MeCamp Shenanigans. Big Siss bedazzles the locales with her sparkling personality and joie de vivre. She befriends all the local gays. Her ride or dies arrive for a matching sweatshirt vespa ride a thon. The Summer of Yes, ya'll! August. It's just too damn hot, ya'll. Can I get by with deodorant that's all natural and doesn't have aluminum? Book launch excitement. This book loves. It's just so so dear. I've curated all the wisdom and beautiful lessons for you all. It's my manifesto. I am so full of manifestos. They seem to just sort of tumble out of me. And there's more! We are coming to YOU. So excited. |
Anonymous
Love. This. Just because it’s so on point with her predictability. We should start writing satirical posts 2-4 weeks before she actually writes one that we already nailed. |
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I've enjoyed the snarky takes on her ridiculous approach to life post-divorce, but I will cop to being a tad interested in the content of her Me course about finances. All the others look like bunk, but the fact that Brando did walk out on her and left a lot of financial collateral damage, which she somehow waded out of, gives her a modicum of cred.
While her current revenue seems contingent upon daily shilling, Sis did have to face the music at one point, which ain't easy. Heck, it is too easy for me to not pay enough attention to my own finances and put off the anxious scrutinizing of charges and the tough convos about retirement planning, etc. |
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Jen Hatmaker is the ultimate high school
try hard girl at 50 years of age. |