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...."my beefy little theater boy..."
Please, Jane Capstitcher, never stop writing !!!! I've said this before---I would literally pay to read your snark / your book/ any. words. you. write. ! I'd also LOVE to see you write about other "influenzas" |
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"Want my 68-page ME COURSE about how to parent young adults bundled with my seven-page ME COURSE about keeping it spicy after 50? Of COURSE you do, droolings. Just comment CRINGE below and someone from MY TEAM will DM you the links to purchase. Use code "EGGPLANTEMOJI" for an additional 5% off. #teeheeimsonaughty #sorrynotsorryson " Omg, Jane Capstitcher, I cannot WAIT to learn more about being a cool kid like you! . I'm going
to start saying "tee hee....I'm so naughty" in ALL my social media posts! I'm sure Gabbin isn't embarrassed about you making HIS birthday all about YOUR sex life! #CRINGE #EGGPLANTEMOJI #teeheeimsonaughty |
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Did she REALLY say she's worried if she'll be her grandchild's favorite? If it's true, I'm actually surprized.
But spare us the fake complaint of not being able to sleep, when you recently said you sleep soundly due to your crappy gummies. It's disgusting how much influencers lie just to make money! One week, they say this new hair product is THE BEST----then 3 weeks later, they shill an entirely new product. LIARS! |
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Did I read this correctly? Did Tyler the Merritt Project write that people ask his oncologist to sign copies of his (TMP) book?
I'm sure these patients actually do not exist outside of his delusional mind. |
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Book people.
Jen’s new manifesto comes out in Sept but this is the latest pre order tracking for it #23,955 in Books (See Top 100 in Books) #34 in Divorce (Books) #334 in Women's Biographies #924 in Memoirs (Books) Seems like there’s close to no interest for it, right? |
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From what I’ve read online, the book is a series of “vignettes spanning 40 years” whch to me means a collection of essays of what she considers pivotal moments in her life and later pivotal moments that changed her mind and beliefs about the previous pivotal moments.
I don’t anticipate any dirt (not that she should dish any) that hasn’t been already revealed or discussed. I get the feeling it’s more about me, me, indoctrinated me, me finding the truth for me, catastrophic divorce and me in all my rawness that made me rethink everything me knew. The whole revealing not holding anything back, you’ll hear all the deets is a marketing ploy but is probably the deets on how me decided I didn’t like what I believed, how me coped, how me had to take control, how me moved on. And probably how me found new love. And did I mention he’s black and has dreads and that we have hot s#x. Sorry, disgusted sarcasm overtook me. |
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How to pose to look thinner in a photo.
What kind of shorts do we wear after 50? Can we wear tennis skirts even if we don’t play tennis? Is this ok? Riveting. |
| Looks like Caleb graduated Marine boot camp (Brandon's post.) Good for him! |
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Happy for Caleb. Glad Brandon posted.
Waiting for Jen to post an over the top look how cool, sooooo proud, my baby, how I worried/struggled/prayed, yada yada yada post. Possibly or probably because Brandon posted first. |
| What a wonderful day for Caleb. This is great. 👍 his parents should be super proud. |
| Did Big Sis not go to the graduation???? |
| Such a big year for Jen with new grandbaby on the way and now Caleb graduating boot camp! As a fan of hers since before Interrupted, it is so great to see this boy who so frustrated her now take the tough road of a soldier, and a Marine at that. Really happy for her! |
| 15 people there but no Syd or Remy? |
| Jen’s hair and clothes look so much better. But why/how is there video coverage of every moment, in this case circling around them hugging to zoom in specifically on her face so she can post it to her own page for all to see her facial expression. |
So authentic. Let’s make sure we capture happy, private moments cinematographically for The Gran. That’s super healthy. |