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Alarming numbers released by the CDCare the latest marker in a decades-long rise of the disease, showing the highest case numbers since the 1950s.
https://publichealth.jhu.edu/2024/why-is-syphilis-spiking-in-the-us |
| I'm married. I'm staying monogamous. |
| Syphilis is a very scary disease, but also quite easily cured. Nothing a little penicillin won't fix. So not a big deal. |
| Do condoms not prevent syphilis? No one uses condoms anymore? |
| I only put it in the butt. |
| I'm fat. |
Me too. Best answer! |
That'll do it. Being fat is a well-known inoculation against sexy stuff and the diseases that sexy stuff convey. |
Good strategy. |
| I've always been polygamous, but only with my husband, so it's more interesting than regular old monogamy. He's the same. What are the chances we'd find each other? |
| Celibate, plus not leaving the house ever. It's a dangerous world out there. |
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Not having sex
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Can you translate? |
| Virgins only. |
| I can only imagine how much random strange op is having sex with to ask this question. |