Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!

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Anonymous wrote:Nominate this thread as the Worst DCUM Tease Thread EVER!![/quote

Seconded

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Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

A sex ramp is a little freakier than run-of-the-mill sex. I wouldn't mind if they saw a condom wrapper, for example, but a sex ramp is a little tmi.

What is a sex ramp?

Do you somehow "drive" over it?

wtf?

Google liberator wedge. You're welcome.

[Anonymous]

I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:

When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.

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Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:

When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.

Now this is a story.

OP, shaking my head.

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Anonymous wrote:I really expected this post to be more exciting. I'll contribute my personal cleaning lady embarrassment for the enjoyment of the group:

When we moved, we inherited this wonderful, very sweet cleaning lady with the house (by "inherited", I just mean that the previous owners told us about her and we asked if she would keep working for us). She showed up for the first time the day after the movers arrived with our stuff and I tried to tell her there wasn't much to clean yet, as we hadn't unpacked. She wanted to do a little work anyway, so I let her clean while I was upstairs unpacking the kids' rooms. Later on, I discovered that she had unpacked our boxes of bathroom stuff. Which included my collection of three vibrators. Which she very neatly laid out in a row in my bedside table drawer. I was pretty mortified, but she continued to work for us for years.

She was a keeper of a house keeper.

Jokes aside I have to think cleaning people have seen it all.

In a hotel once after a particularly adventurous night with my then BF, at what some might consider an inopportune time of the month, we left a bit of a mess. We were sure to leave a big tip.
It wasn't like the prom scene from Carrie but sex happens, often in hotels and typically it isn't neat.

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The cleaning lady probably thought you gave her a raise.

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I thought it was a turd in the toilet or something

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Anonymous wrote:Op here.

I left out a box of condoms. It was the large pleasure pack type that you get from the sex shop. It was a large assortment that we were looking through yesterday and just didn't put the box back under the bed. I just feel awkward that she saw a box of over 200 condoms.

OP - if the cleaning lady never cleaned under the bed- than she isn't doing her job. Just to clue you in- she noticed it on the first visit.

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CONDOMS!? You dirty, dirty girl!

WTF

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Anonymous wrote:I thought it was a turd in the toilet or something

+1 wtf, she saw some condoms the horror!

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You know this isn't Ashley Madison OP.

You will remain anonymous.

If you don't tell, you leave all of this forum in suspense which should be criminal.

Lol.

Anyway, like a PP stated, you only added to your embarrassment by adding the fifty extra dollars.

Perhaps the cleaning lady wouldn't have given a second thought, but now she is going to remember this longer than she would have had you not tipped her so well.

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I would have assumed they were clear water balloons.

Or latex ones.

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Pictures of your husband pooping on you would be way more embarrassing.

Just my two cents.

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Anonymous wrote:Ooh, was it a sex swing? That would certainly be a step up from a vibrator.

I guarantee you this OP isn't adventurous enough for a sex swing.

This reminds me of when we put our first house on the market. We forgot to take the hooks for our swing out of the ceiling. It was hilarious when our realtor called one day to ask why there were hooks in the ceiling of our former bedroom. In the end, we ended up keeping the property and renting it out. Our new tenants wanted to keep the hooks as they knew exactly what they were there for

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2 things
I just had to google sex wedge pillow....never heard of it.

A few years ago my wife ( were a gay couple) lent her sister a duffle bag/suitcase type bag for a vacation. When she returned it she said she thinks we left something in there we probably didnt mean to. Wrapped up still in the plastic bag we hid it in, was a double headed dildo.....embarassing.