Cleaning lady embarrassment. Help!

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Anonymous wrote:OP: Please leave out something more embarrassing next week and report back.

LOL!!!!

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Think of all the additional condoms you could have gotten with that $50, OP!

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Anonymous wrote:You must have a different housekeeper than I do. HK and I were both home when my dog didn't quite make it out the door and pooped a used condom by the back door. We were both howling with laughter.

No idea how the dog managed to eat a used condom. Blech.

You're so lucky it went all the way through!

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Anonymous wrote:Just read 5 pages just to find out it was condoms....

Thanks for the disappointment op

Ditto. Will have to think of something else during corpse sex with DH this weekend.

OP, you are soo cruel.+

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Anonymous wrote:You must have a different housekeeper than I do. HK and I were both home when my dog didn't quite make it out the door and pooped a used condom by the back door. We were both howling with laughter.

No idea how the dog managed to eat a used condom. Blech.

Love this. In the theatre of my mind, it's also accompanied by a hilarious dog fart/sqeak.

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Anonymous wrote:+1 - what? what was it? did you have someone tied up with a gag in his mouth? a blow up sheep? WHAT WAS IT?

lol

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Anonymous wrote:Sex wedge pillows? Just spill.

On a side note... I have one of these in my closet and never use it but I can't figure out how to get rid of it! Can I just stick it in the trash? It's huge. I really don't want my neighbors seeing it.

Imagine if your neighbors knew you had sex. Quelle horreur!

A sex ramp is a little freakier than run-of-the-mill sex. I wouldn't mind if they saw a condom wrapper, for example, but a sex ramp is a little tmi.

What is a sex ramp?

Do you somehow "drive" over it?

wtf?

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Anonymous wrote:OP, are you shitting me? Condoms? We ought to line up and slap you like they did in the movie Airplane.

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Anonymous wrote:Honestly I can't imagine anything more embarrassing than what happened to a poor soul in my office today. I feel like a bad person for even repeating it. It involved IBS, a 50 yard walk, and immediate carpet shampooing. Overnight sanitation is apparently happening before work tomorrow. If I was that person, I would just quit my job.

I think you'll be OK, OP.

Oh, that is horrible. Poor thing. I'll bet her coworkers will be more understanding than she would ever know. Lots of folks have been through that sort of thing with older parents or sick friends. Our bodies can do some really unlovely things to us sometimes. I hope she comes back with her head held high.

That's awful. I'd probably quit.

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Maybe the entire box of 100 condoms spilled all over the floor. Worse, used condoms all over the floor.

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Ugh, seriously OP? Boooooooooooring. Heaven forbid your cleaning lady is exposed to the fact that you are a sexually active human being

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Nominate this thread as the Worst DCUM Tease Thread EVER!!

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Anonymous wrote:Maybe the entire box of 100 condoms spilled all over the floor. Worse, used condoms all over the floor.

Do cleaners charge extra for dealing with gooey condoms? Hotel maids see them and much worse every day.

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Anonymous wrote:Meh. I was expecting something scandalous, like air freshener.

Ew, gross.

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I used to clean houses. Worst thing I came across was what looked liked dried cum sprayed across the headboard. I wasn't sure if I was supposed to chip it off or just pretend I didn't notice, I opted for the latter and didn't think any worse of the clients.