How Long After Shower Can I Go Outside

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm really curious where you got this idea, OP. Was it drilled into you as a child? By whom?

The 'Old Ones'. It has ever been thus with my people. The 'Old Ones' are the keepers of important knowledge on MX194. Laugh at your peril; soon we will wipe out your population and begin terraforming THEN THERE WILL BE NO SHOWERS FOR ANYONE

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm really curious where you got this idea, OP. Was it drilled into you as a child? By whom?

The 'Old Ones'. It has ever been thus with my people. The 'Old Ones' are the keepers of important knowledge on MX194. Laugh at your peril; soon we will wipe out your population and begin terraforming THEN THERE WILL BE NO SHOWERS FOR ANYONE

Will I have to turn in my ass soap and washcloth?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was 9, my cousin told me that if you go outside with wet rain AND it has rained AND you see something yellow as soon as you go out, you're going to die.

So, there's that.

~wipes tears of laughter from eye orbs~

[Anonymous]

OP has not returned. Can we assume she ventured outside and collapsed of Open Pore Syndrome?.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How long does it take you to get dressed? You should definitely wait long enough for that process to occur.

Depends on how hot (the woman is). Really hot, go out right away -- before the clothes go on. I might enjoy the view. If you look like Rozanne, 2 years minimum.

Yeah PP, god knows no one wants to look at your wet, gray peen. Dry off, go back down to your basement and sit on your bean bag chair and watch Duck Dynasty.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP has not returned. Can we assume she ventured outside and collapsed of Open Pore Syndrome?.

God is that sad. If only we'd taken her seriously from the beginning.

PS - could someone please update Wikipedia with this information so we can save other souls?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:OP has not returned. Can we assume she ventured outside and collapsed of Open Pore Syndrome?.

So sad. It's not like we didn't warn her.

[Anonymous]

She or her DC may have seen something yellow. At this time, our thoughts and prayers are with her family.

[Anonymous]

Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization

Alas, an epic return to un-civilization....

[Anonymous]

Unkemptman wrote:

RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization

Alas, an epic return to unkempt-civilization....

fixed

[Anonymous]

In Russia, after hot shower, we are whipped and beaten on our bodies with birch branches wielded by peasants. americans can never do this--they are soft like baby.

[Anonymous]

Thanks, Obama!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Unkemptman wrote:

RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization

Alas, an epic return to unkempt-civilization....

fixed

RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:
For our amusement, will maintain a few specimens of ass soap artifacts in our local museums

[Anonymous]

FunWithQuotes wrote:

ChipotleLady wrote:

Unkemptman wrote:

RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:Ass soap and washcloths will be mere relics of a bygone civilization

Alas, an epic return to unkempt-civilization....

fixed

RuthlessAlienOverlord wrote:
For our amusement, will maintain a few specimens of ass soap artifacts in our local museums