Neighbors walk around nude all the time

[Anonymous]

I walk around naked all the time in the morning because I sleep naked and don't get dressed until after my shower (in fact, as I write this and enjoy my coffee, I'm still naked after sleeping in on a nice lazy Saturday morning - needed to know that, didn't ya! ). I ALWAYS keep the blinds closed until I'm dressed for the very reason OP brings up. It's not that I would care about people seeing me, but because they might not want to see me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In Virginia, it is illegal to (1) expose yourself (2) in an indecent act (3) in a public place (all three elements needed for "public indecency." If your shades are open and you can be seen from the street (e.g., if the cops can see you when they walk by), that is public place. Also repeatedly exposing yourself (i.e., Flashing!) is considered an indecent act, especially in view of minors.

Your neighbors don't want to be charged with public indecency since that may require them to register as sex crime offenders, limiting their ability to work/travel, lose custody of their kids, etc. Just tell you neighbors, and they should take appropriate actions.

Regarding peeping tom laws in Virginia, it requires a trespassing (e.g., going onto someones home without their permission) or making a peep hole in a public place (a changing room, locker, bathroom, etc.). There is no trespass if you can see things from a public sidewalk.

No, the inside of your house is NEVER a public place, regardless if it is visible from outside. See the recent Virginia case the other guy cited.

[Anonymous]

Years ago I had a neighbor that liked standing in front of his storm door in the morning naked fondling his junk. He also liked to pee outside. I called the police and he was told to quit the floor show or face an obscene charge, He quit.

[Anonymous]

This is a revived old post, so maybe it isn't even an issue for OP anymore, but I don't think it's that big of a deal. When we used to go to the beach when I was a kid, we stayed in an old guest house with a very similar situation (just an alley, with windows lined up next door). None of these places had central air conditioning, so momentary flashes of nudity next door at night were common.

One time I remember being "treated" to a full frontal of a guy walking over to the window to pull the shade, and there was also a time when a woman was laying fully nude on her bed with no covers on for a loooong time, reading or watching TV until she turned the light out. I even remember seeing a couple having sex one time - the guy wasn't visible, but from the woman's nude upper body bouncing up and down behind the see-through curtains, it was pretty obvious.

It was all intriguing to a 10-12 year-old boy, but I'm not scarred. I don't think they were at fault in any of the cases - I was the one looking in.

[Anonymous]

.... Ummm... I'm worried we might be the neighbors in this particular instance. To be fair I would say we are somewhat attractive...
Anyway, I'll close our blinds. Sorry.

Just so you know- our previous neighbor on the other side also used to walk around naked. We all just agreed not to look in each other's windows.
You've got kids- I get it. Closing blinds today.

[Anonymous]

A holly tree would also take care of this nicely. Or a really big hydrangea.

[Anonymous]

I can relax now. clicked on it to see if was my neighbor talking about us. Nope, DH and I can go about our nudie business interspersed with afternoon delights (easy access w/o clothes).

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

LIES!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

Ugh. Go back to Germany.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

Ugh. Go back to Germany.

NP here. I'm from Germany, and I think the statement above is silly. Do you think we are all nudists? Or what kind of stereotype are you cultivating? I will admit, however, that Germans are less hung up about OP's issue than Americans, and that's a good thing in my mind.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

Ugh. Go back to Germany.

NP here. I'm from Germany, and I think the statement above is silly. Do you think we are all nudists? Or what kind of stereotype are you cultivating? I will admit, however, that Germans are less hung up about OP's issue than Americans, and that's a good thing in my mind.

Double ugh. Nudists with no sense of humor to boot. Definitely German.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Most people in Arlington are really unattractive with clothes. The thought of seeing them without clothes sends shivers down my spine.

Most people look better without clothes than with clothes, even the old and saggy ones. Every body is beautiful.

Ugh. Go back to Germany.

NP here. I'm from Germany, and I think the statement above is silly. Do you think we are all nudists? Or what kind of stereotype are you cultivating? I will admit, however, that Germans are less hung up about OP's issue than Americans, and that's a good thing in my mind.

Double ugh. Nudists with no sense of humor to boot. Definitely German.

Better no sense of humor than issues with the human body that make you call anyone who doesn't have a problem with OP's situation a nudist!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know a couple like this too. Are you in Bethesda?

No, Arlington.

Pimmit Hills? I knew it!

Pimmit Hills is not in Arlington. It is on the edge of McLean in unincorporated. Falls Church near Tysons..