Did your student have a Bed Party?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My spouse and I had a bed party last night.

I really hope your kid wasn’t invited…

[Anonymous]

How do I unsee this?

Is this done by same people that do the big gender reveals that burn down forests?

https://abc7.com/post/el-dorado-fire-gender-reveal-plea-deal-smoke-bomb/14407273/

[Anonymous]

I think it a New Jersey thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think it a New Jersey thing.

Nope. Definitely a striver DMV thing. With a little Long Island mixed in.

[Anonymous]

Definitely cringey.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it a New Jersey thing.

Nope. Definitely a striver DMV thing. With a little Long Island mixed in.

Yup. Lots of "my kid went to a magnet school and took 18 APs and is going to Maryland honors program" types.

[Anonymous]

It is OP here again and I know you all want to know which schools are most frequently featured in these Bed Party posts:

These tend to appear frequently in bed party posts:

* University of Miami
* University of Alabama
* University of Florida
* Penn State
* Texas A&M
* University of Southern California
* University of Michigan

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I think it a New Jersey thing.

Nope. Definitely a striver DMV thing. With a little Long Island mixed in.

Yup. Lots of "my kid went to a magnet school and took 18 APs and is going to Maryland honors program" types.

And I'm guessing the intersection of bed parties and Northeastern is huge.

[Anonymous]

I don't understand the "party" aspect. Are people invited to this party? Is that why there are snacks?

[Anonymous]

The Miami girl has a crop top on. lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:How much did you end up spending on it?

Wait until that Vandy girl gets to Nashville and figure out that only tourists and those on stage wear cowboy hats. It's not Texas FFS.

Mmm, I'd love to have a bed party with that young man.

[Anonymous]

These look fake or kids have boring rooms.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Social media-driven Covid holdover + not part of DMV culture at all

In the DMV, your kid wears a hoodie on May 1st or for their decision IG post or whatever

There’s some local schools too:

I cannot imagine being proud that my kid was going to George Mason.

Of course you can't. You din't have any kids, just food babies from your nightly binges after pretending to eat healthy at work. Get on the treadmill, cow!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't understand the "party" aspect. Are people invited to this party? Is that why there are snacks?

They hire planners to move beds into common areas on TikTok.

[Anonymous]

This is so cringe, really.