My husband wants to know “what’s the quintessential hot dad car?”

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Realistically, it (almost) doesn't matter how cool your car is if you are 300lb ham beast. A "cool dad" has a cool vibe that goes along with the car - they complement each other.

[Anonymous]

No he doesn't

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Anonymous wrote:You’re all wrong. A “hot dad car” isn’t a lame expensive car any dad can buy. It’s a cool classic car like an old BMW that he knows how to fix himself. Hotttt.

Ah, yeah, no.

You don’t think a man who is good with his hands is hot? Any man can buy an expensive car. Money isn’t hot.

Well, he would have had to use his brain to make the money, are you saying being smart is not hot?

Smart and good with hands is hot. Smart and foolish with money and preening but few useful skills is not hot.

Most people driving these cars are in a position where their time is worth more than the money they save by doing the work themselves.

DP

I don’t work on my weekend cars to save money, I earn a very comfortable living already. I work on them because I like working on them. I LOVE turning wrenches.

It’s my own flex on all the other lame-ass husbands up and down our street. I’m sure I’m the only home in our community with a lift in the garage. I know I’m the only guy around here who can pull the engine and trans out of my ‘68 Riviera hot rod in an afternoon or rebuild a smallblock in a few evenings after work.

Like I said, that’s my flex. Other dweebs brag about being a 5-handicap. I can take a classic car apart and put it back together again.

I am DEFINITELY cool-dad.

Yeahhh you’re my hot daddy hope your wife appreciates it!

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Anonymous wrote:You’re all wrong. A “hot dad car” isn’t a lame expensive car any dad can buy. It’s a cool classic car like an old BMW that he knows how to fix himself. Hotttt.

Ah, yeah, no.

You don’t think a man who is good with his hands is hot? Any man can buy an expensive car. Money isn’t hot.

Well, he would have had to use his brain to make the money, are you saying being smart is not hot?

Smart and good with hands is hot. Smart and foolish with money and preening but few useful skills is not hot.

Most people driving these cars are in a position where their time is worth more than the money they save by doing the work themselves.

DP

I don’t work on my weekend cars to save money, I earn a very comfortable living already. I work on them because I like working on them. I LOVE turning wrenches.

It’s my own flex on all the other lame-ass husbands up and down our street. I’m sure I’m the only home in our community with a lift in the garage. I know I’m the only guy around here who can pull the engine and trans out of my ‘68 Riviera hot rod in an afternoon or rebuild a smallblock in a few evenings after work.

Like I said, that’s my flex. Other dweebs brag about being a 5-handicap. I can take a classic car apart and put it back together again.

I am DEFINITELY cool-dad.

Yeahhh you’re my hot daddy hope your wife appreciates it!

I’m not perfect. I regularly catch hell for getting greasy handprints on the doors and light switches.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:These are the only new trucks with waitlists right now - NONE of these give off hot rich dad vibes:

Cadillac Escalade V-Series (fast)
Ford F-150 Raptor R (fast)
Lexus GX 550
Mercedes G-Wagon G63 AMG (fast)

FIFY

What each car says about the me. Who drive it -


Escalade: “I overpaid 30% for what’s basically a Suburban or Tahoe, with a lot of chrome on it. John Boehner and I have the same car, and the same golf handicap. My penis doesn’t work anymore”.

Ford Raptor: “When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as Ted Nugent, circa 1976. Trust me, the EcoBoost V6 is JUST as good as the V8 it used to have. Honest!!! My penis still works, but it’s on the small side”.

Lexus GS 550: “I coulda had the Land Cruiser for $20k less, but I have more money than brains. I tell myself it’s better than the Toyota even though they’re both built on the same assembly line. I have an off-road vehicle but I’d never dream of taking it off-road. Ever. “


G-Wagon 63: “if I’m not already an Armenian mobster, I want people to think I am. Depreciation? I’m not familiar with the term - explain? I’m taking it back to the dealership because my wife (or mistress) burned her leg on the side exhaust”.




There ya go. That’s what they each say about the men who own them.