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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]These are the only new trucks with waitlists right now - [b]NONE[/b] of these give off hot rich dad vibes:

Cadillac Escalade V-Series (fast)
Ford F-150 Raptor R (fast)
Lexus GX 550
Mercedes G-Wagon G63 AMG (fast)[/quote]

[b]FIFY[/b]

What each car says about the me. Who drive it -

Escalade: “I overpaid 30% for what’s basically a Suburban or Tahoe, with a lot of chrome on it. John Boehner and I have the same car, and the same golf handicap. My penis doesn’t work anymore”.

Ford Raptor:  “When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as Ted Nugent, circa 1976. Trust me, the EcoBoost V6 is JUST as good as the V8 it used to have. Honest!!! My penis still works, but it’s on the small side”.

Lexus GS 550: “I coulda had the Land Cruiser for $20k less, but I have more money than brains. I tell myself it’s better than the Toyota even though they’re both built on the same assembly line. I have an off-road vehicle but I’d never dream of taking it off-road. Ever. “

G-Wagon 63: “if I’m not already an Armenian mobster, I want people to think I am. Depreciation? I’m not familiar with the term - explain? I’m taking it back to the dealership because my wife (or mistress) burned her leg on the side exhaust”.

There ya go. That’s what they each say about the men who own them. [/quote]

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