Justin Theroux marries 30yo GF…

[Anonymous]

He'll be macking on cute young things at his bar when she's either away on set or home with their baby in no time. Leopards, stripes and all.

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Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

Strapping preppy young financier. Still some pics on her Insta. How she went from that to old man Theroux is puzzling.

Looked him up, very good looking. Definitely a weird switch.

She only kept pics of him on Insta where she's in a bikini. She's pretty much the cliche of a self-absorbed ingenue actress.

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Anonymous wrote:That Vogue piece was so pretentious. My stylist this, my stylist that. So out of touch and smug. She’s a little plain but interesting looking at the same time. Mainly she’s just young and thin. He’s looking rougher these days and his clothes didn’t always seem to fit well. Accentuates his being height-challenged.

Guess he’s not close to his father, and Louis didn’t make it either. I think I saw a glimpse of Naomi Watts. Billy Crudup is a good friend of his.

"Victoria and David Beckham are his friends and she offered to help design my dress" the whole thing was nauseating.

Obviously the celebrity friends are all his, and she swiftly (ha ha) considered them hers too. But either she’s a complete phony or she grew up with money. No 30 year old working actress without any blockbuster parts talks the way she does in this obnoxious piece without having been to the manor born. Mother or paternal grandparents must have real money. Which is definitely something Theroux would like. I wonder if he didn’t invite his father or his father refused to come. I remember Jen A mentioning his mom but not his dad.

It was definitely an obnoxious and pretentious piece in Vogue. I hate the brand and name dropping. One dress was a custom color

Maybe she's not so smug in person. There were 97! pictures in the article. I got bored and couldn't finish looking at them.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That Vogue piece was so pretentious. My stylist this, my stylist that. So out of touch and smug. She’s a little plain but interesting looking at the same time. Mainly she’s just young and thin. He’s looking rougher these days and his clothes didn’t always seem to fit well. Accentuates his being height-challenged.

Guess he’s not close to his father, and Louis didn’t make it either. I think I saw a glimpse of Naomi Watts. Billy Crudup is a good friend of his.

"Victoria and David Beckham are his friends and she offered to help design my dress" the whole thing was nauseating.

Obviously the celebrity friends are all his, and she swiftly (ha ha) considered them hers too. But either she’s a complete phony or she grew up with money. No 30 year old working actress without any blockbuster parts talks the way she does in this obnoxious piece without having been to the manor born. Mother or paternal grandparents must have real money. Which is definitely something Theroux would like. I wonder if he didn’t invite his father or his father refused to come. I remember Jen A mentioning his mom but not his dad.

It was definitely an obnoxious and pretentious piece in Vogue. I hate the brand and name dropping. One dress was a custom color

Maybe she's not so smug in person. There were 97! pictures in the article. I got bored and couldn't finish looking at them.

I honestly don't get it. How do two lesser-known actors merit this kind of spread?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

LMAO she is so sketchy

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/registry/5tkfnkjhmh/registry-list.html

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Anonymous wrote:David Bloom’s daughter.

That explains the daddy issues.

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Anonymous wrote:How long before they have a baby? Any guesses?

They married in Tulum.

He’s 53, she’s 30.

He’s Jennifer Aniston’s ex-husband.

She must have daddy issues.

Look up her dad, he died tragically when she was young.

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Anonymous wrote:How long before they have a baby? Any guesses?

They married in Tulum.

He’s 53, she’s 30.

He’s Jennifer Aniston’s ex-husband.

She must have daddy issues.

Look up her dad, he died tragically when she was young.

Yes, but she apparently has a wonderful step-father.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

LMAO she is so sketchy

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/registry/5tkfnkjhmh/registry-list.html

I'm guessing her engagement didn't last very long, since so few items were purchased. Wonder if she got to keep the $900 espresso machine!

Anyway, she wouldn't have needed much to move into Theroux's fancy duplex that Jen Aniston paid to renovate soup to nuts.

[Anonymous]

I'm having trouble with this one, less because of the age and more because I know him best from the Leftovers and I know her best from Paradise . I don't want sweet, sexy, tragic Kevin Garvey to marry Jane Driscoll, who will never love anyone as much as she loves Wii tennis. I want him to go to Thailand and rescue Nora Durst from Mr. Big's ex-wife, who it turns out is a really bad friend.

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Anonymous wrote:I'm having trouble with this one, less because of the age and more because I know him best from the Leftovers and I know her best from Paradise . I don't want sweet, sexy, tragic Kevin Garvey to marry Jane Driscoll, who will never love anyone as much as she loves Wii tennis. I want him to go to Thailand and rescue Nora Durst from Mr. Big's ex-wife, who it turns out is a really bad friend.

Lol but different actress I think.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

LMAO she is so sketchy

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/registry/5tkfnkjhmh/registry-list.html

I'm guessing her engagement didn't last very long, since so few items were purchased. Wonder if she got to keep the $900 espresso machine!

Anyway, she wouldn't have needed much to move into Theroux's fancy duplex that Jen Aniston paid to renovate soup to nuts.

My suspicion is that this website was registered under the fiancé's email address and he never removed it from the public website. 10 bucks says she's sent him a few terse emails over the years asking him to remove it.

She totally dumped her fiancé for Justin Theroux.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

LMAO she is so sketchy

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/registry/5tkfnkjhmh/registry-list.html

I'm guessing her engagement didn't last very long, since so few items were purchased. Wonder if she got to keep the $900 espresso machine!

Anyway, she wouldn't have needed much to move into Theroux's fancy duplex that Jen Aniston paid to renovate soup to nuts.

My suspicion is that this website was registered under the fiancé's email address and he never removed it from the public website. 10 bucks says she's sent him a few terse emails over the years asking him to remove it.

She totally dumped her fiancé for Justin Theroux.

I think Theroux is bright and can be very charming when he wants to be, but there's also so much shady stuff out there about him. She must have been enthusiastic about his relative wealth and fame. But I still don't get it. He's practically geriatric compared to her and her ex-fiance, who is so much more handsome and seemingly normal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She was engaged and set to get married in August 2022. Met Justin in 2022. Her wedding registries are still up, lol.

LMAO she is so sketchy

https://www.williams-sonoma.com/registry/5tkfnkjhmh/registry-list.html

I'm guessing her engagement didn't last very long, since so few items were purchased. Wonder if she got to keep the $900 espresso machine!

Anyway, she wouldn't have needed much to move into Theroux's fancy duplex that Jen Aniston paid to renovate soup to nuts.

My suspicion is that this website was registered under the fiancé's email address and he never removed it from the public website. 10 bucks says she's sent him a few terse emails over the years asking him to remove it.

She totally dumped her fiancé for Justin Theroux.

I think Theroux is bright and can be very charming when he wants to be, but there's also so much shady stuff out there about him. She must have been enthusiastic about his relative wealth and fame. But I still don't get it. He's practically geriatric compared to her and her ex-fiance, who is so much more handsome and seemingly normal.

She wants the lifestyle. She can easily secure her wealth and fame now, pop out a few kids, and then divorce and move on very easily. Sort of like Christine Baumgartner and Kevin Costner.

[Anonymous]

Something about this is really off. I just don’t see them together and I just don’t see much chemistry between them. Maybe it’s just that they are both so bland. I’m curious why they were given this big spread. I don’t think most people know who either of these people are.

This is just very puzzling to me.