Share something that's still funny to you no matter how many times you see, hear or think about it

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"Jesus Christ. Fenton!!!"

(aka English man chasing dog chasing deer in Richmond Park)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU

What is funny about that? My grandfather was English and his swearing was much more amusing than that. And I've seen dogs chase wildlife before. Snore.

What? An English person with no sense of humor?

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Anonymous wrote:Seeing people trip. I love it. The more flailing the better. I could be lying in bed and all of a sudden remember someone tripping three years ago and start giggling.

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Some of the threads on here. Cracks me up so much I can’t stop laughing and hyperventilating when I tell DH.

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Anonymous wrote:Seeing people trip. I love it. The more flailing the better. I could be lying in bed and all of a sudden remember someone tripping three years ago and start giggling.

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Supposed to be this for the tripping aficionado: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/PertinentThoughtfulIberianbarbel-mobile.mp4

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This song remake from Antwon Dobson’s interview “hide your kids, hide your wife”. Funny when it came out and still makes me laugh. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw&vl=en

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DCUM won’t let me link to it, but it’s that season again and time to googie “mcsweeney’s it’s decorative gourd season”.

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This joke (the storm can now be substituted for covid, and the rescuers for masks & vaccines).

A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood.
As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. One of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.

"Better get in, preacher, the waters are rising fast."

"No," says the preacher.
"I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."

Still the waters rise.
Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.

"Come on, preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."

Once again, the preacher is unmoved.
"I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."

After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple on the roof of the church remains above water.
The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.

"Grab the ladder, preacher. This is your last chance."

Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.

And, predictably, he drowns.

A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven.
After a while he gets to the pearly gates and says to God: "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"

God shakes his head in disbelief and says:

"What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."

I know it's old, but I love it!

I love this one too and the person who told it to me a couple of decades ago was my grandfather. He was a practicing Christian scientist his whole life but he and my grandmother both used modern Western medicine later in their lives. I love that he used this analogy/joke/perspective as they changed their decisions later in life.

OK, as for funny stuff, this is one of my favorites:

Obstacle course
https://youtu.be/5iTTNRE-njM

As a Golden owner I just love this one. I've had dogs who could behave in shows and look perfectly trained and confident and yet? They'd also probably do this. The food drive is strong! Love those sweet fluffers though even if they can never resist a sausage.

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Anonymous wrote:That SNL skit for adult diapers "Opps I cr@pped my pants".

This, and the Christmas episode " D*ck In A Box."

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Love me some Key and Peele. This is one of the best:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

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Anonymous wrote:Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference. The absurdity still makes me laugh.

God, it was GLORIOUS.

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This. Had. Me. In. Tears.and I had a stitch in my side, that's how hysterical this bit is
(subtitled for those at work, but you reallllllly need to have the volume on to hear how hysterical this is).

My husband & I STILL die every single time we see this...

Really?

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Anonymous wrote:

That had me laughing out loud! I think the original recorder is from Matt Mulholland’s spoof of My Heart Will Go On (Recorder by Candlelight) on YouTube.

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Irish commentator at the Olympic sailing event. Gets me every time.

https://vimeo.com/48636114