The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Christine Quinn if Selling Sunset said it best about Lauren Sanchez and Mark Zuckerberg…

“Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America”

She's....not his wife.

Why were these people even there?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Christine Quinn if Selling Sunset said it best about Lauren Sanchez and Mark Zuckerberg…

“Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America”

It’s truly an embarrassment. Who, where, when, why, how did then the US amount to this? Was it with the invention of the internet? What the hell? It’s comical and sad.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Christine Quinn if Selling Sunset said it best about Lauren Sanchez and Mark Zuckerberg…

“Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America”

She's....not his wife.

She is something, that Lauren Sanchez. Funny beady eyed, little ratlike creature. Although so is Bezos. And the dork Mark Zuckerberg. Good for them though, they have healthy self esteem.

would they even get a second look or a swipe if they didn't have those big bank accounts? no freaking way.

and just ew. idk how much $ you give me to buy whatever i want - having to see you nekkid? there is not enough $ in the world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Christine Quinn if Selling Sunset said it best about Lauren Sanchez and Mark Zuckerberg…

“Jeff Bezos’s wife strutting into the presidential inauguration in lingerie with her chesticles hoisted like NASA was launching them into orbit? Peak Selling Sunset season 2 energy… Cute outfit, sweetheart, but wrong place. And as for our favorite Lizardman, Mark Zuckerberg—his cold, dead eyes were locked on her cleavage like he was trying to program his next algorithm off it. WTF is going on America”

Yes, let’s start a thread on Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez. They fit right in with this group. More proof that money doesn’t buy class. Wow. What is going on with them? Less is more guys, less is more.

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How about the plastic doll Kristi Noem? Is she made from clay and synthetic hair?

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More pictures please, everyone. The pictures make the thread sing.

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Anonymous wrote:At least the hat is gone. It looks like she’s wearing one of those tops that says “I’m with this Jacka$$” and it’s pointing to him.

The neck ribbon reminds me of a creepy children’s story where a woman says not to remove her neck ribbon. The child finally does remove the ribbon from the woman’s neck, and the woman’s head falls off and rolls away.

That wasn’t nice! Shame on you.

I don't really care, do u?

And

Fook zee chreesmaz!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Came here this morning and had hoped for more pics. Hate to admit I liked Ivanka’s look, a rare hit for her. Yes it is channeling Grace Kelly but less in a cosplay style than before. She is no Grace Kelly but I still like it.

Melania’s, the first thought was it is too similar to her previous inaugural gown for me and would have rather seen something less similar to last time. The fit seems good at least and I am not a fan of chokers. Hard not to see an arrow or think of Trump’s weather Sharpie but maybe that is partly because I am looking at just another white column for her again.

Copy of Audrey Hepburn. It’s a beautiful dress, worked for her.

https://www.hellomagazine.com/fashion/celebrity-style/785075/ivanka-trump-recreates-iconic-celebrity-wedding-dress/

Good Lord. Vanky can't come up with one original idea for a dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At least the hat is gone. It looks like she’s wearing one of those tops that says “I’m with this Jacka$$” and it’s pointing to him.

The neck ribbon reminds me of a creepy children’s story where a woman says not to remove her neck ribbon. The child finally does remove the ribbon from the woman’s neck, and the woman’s head falls off and rolls away.

That wasn’t nice! Shame on you.

I don't really care, do u?

And

Fook zee chreesmaz!

Her name was Jenny she married Alfred from “The Green Ribbon”.

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^^In a Dark, Dark, Room

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Her hair looks like a wig to me in this pic and her plastic surgery also seems off.

https://x.com/ivankatrump/status/1881103544083788162

I haven't read the whole thread, but did they just photoshop DJT into the picture?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry, but Melania looks ridiculous. Carmen San Diego vibes.
Usha looks nice.

I think Mel looks like she is attending a funeral.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'm sorry, but Melania looks ridiculous. Carmen San Diego vibes.
Usha looks nice.

I think Mel looks like she is attending a funeral.

A funeral for America

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think Ivanka is too costume. But I like Melania’s ball dress.

It must really burn the sons to have Ivanka on the stage.

Really? Eric and Don were not on stage? Whaaaat!?

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I cannot believe the woman in the evening was whatever that was 8 hours earlier.

I don’t think Mel really ‘gets’ it.

That just puts emphasis on the aged skin at the bottom of her face. Maybe the heavy make up is accentuating the wrinkles and pores.