I secretly hate my spouse’s eye color (brown)
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Anonymous
| I just wish they were blue, is all. I would never disclose this is real life. Is this THAT bad of a thought? |
Anonymous
| You sound insane, so yeah I'd say that's bad. |
Anonymous
You must be really bored to start a thread like this. |
Anonymous
| Yeah that’s weird. You sound like a child. |
Anonymous
| Ask him to wear colored contacts |
Anonymous
Then tell him to hit the gym, secretly put him on a low carb diet |
Anonymous
+ 1 million |
Anonymous
Take him to a hair stylist for a new cut and color |
Anonymous
| If only you'd known this before getting married! |
Anonymous
Slowly update his wardrobe. Once the transformation is complete, start spamming out his resume to higher paying positions |
Anonymous
| This is the stupidest thing on DCUM today and I'm sure you know what a feat that is. |
Anonymous
ah but the day is young |
Anonymous
You’re not the first PP to respond with this, but why do you think it’s stupid? I can see shallow and racist, but why stupid? |
Anonymous
I can't articulate why but I agree it's a really stupid post. |
Anonymous
Yeah but OP gave me a good laugh, so... |