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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Ask him to wear colored contacts[/quote] Then tell him to hit the gym, secretly put him on a low carb diet[/quote] Take him to a hair stylist for a new cut and color[/quote] Slowly update his wardrobe. Once the transformation is complete, start spamming out his resume to higher paying positions[/quote]
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