Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Watching the inauguration this morning and got a chuckle thinking about Mrs Sis goes to Washington (for the Biden inauguration) with her oh so precious prayer at the ready, only to have it snatched out of her hands and replaced with a worse prayer that required her to backpedal and apologize. The Biden admin did not play with the prayers. And there was a cast of thousands offering them up. Sis was so excited to be what she thought was one of the chosen ones.

[Anonymous]

Anyone give half a listen to the podcast with Sydney? I listened to the Part 2 preview and was squirming in secondhand embarrassment for Sydney when Jen was trying to force her to talk about a possible romantic relationship that took place over in SE Asia. Sydney seemed so reluctant to call it that but Jen is so insistent and relentless.

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Anonymous wrote:Anyone give half a listen to the podcast with Sydney? I listened to the Part 2 preview and was squirming in secondhand embarrassment for Sydney when Jen was trying to force her to talk about a possible romantic relationship that took place over in SE Asia. Sydney seemed so reluctant to call it that but Jen is so insistent and relentless.

She’d love to add I have a gay daughter with a girlfriend to I have a black boyfriend (with dreds!!!) to her resume.

[Anonymous]

New nickname for Big Sass.

Big Remainder

Def: Remaindered books or remainders are printed books that are no longer selling well, and whose remaining unsold copies are liquidated by the publisher at greatly reduced prices.

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Anonymous wrote:New nickname for Big Sass.

Big Remainder

Def: Remaindered books or remainders are printed books that are no longer selling well, and whose remaining unsold copies are liquidated by the publisher at greatly reduced prices.

Or Big Fail

[Anonymous]

LOL! Stephen King and Dave Barry had an actual band called The Rock Bottom Remainders!

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Big Black Remainder, because he has to always remind you that he is black.

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Anonymous wrote:Big Black Remainder, because he has to always remind you that he is black.

This is killing me...can't stop laughing.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In the friends vacation post, she writes “These are the smartest, most interesting women I know.” Ummm…that seems really rude to her other besties (Shonna etc) that she has shoved in everyone’s faces for years.

Why oh why does she have to express herself in the superlative all the time?

You're just jealous.

Is this a joke? Trolling? Please tell me it's not serious.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In the friends vacation post, she writes “These are the smartest, most interesting women I know.” Ummm…that seems really rude to her other besties (Shonna etc) that she has shoved in everyone’s faces for years.

Why oh why does she have to express herself in the superlative all the time?

You're just jealous.

Do I wish I had the time and money to vacation with my friends every year? Yes.
Could you pay me to spend any amount of time with that circle jerk of narcissistic Rachel Hollis wannabes? Not a chance.

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Why do you think Jen is on ozempic?

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Anonymous wrote:Why do you think Jen is on ozempic?

Because she's suddenly magically thin whilst still mowing down on fried crap galore, lasagna and other high calorie dinners, and drinks out the yang. She's the poster child for Ozempic.

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Sarah B totally had to be on Ozempic, and likely still is. Does Canada subsidize it?
I hate, hate, hate that she won't own up to it. She likely has overweight fans who think that if they just stop drinking so much, or start taking more walks, then they will also shed at least 35 lbs in two months, and all after the age of 40.
Shame on her and her bullcrap "authenticity."

[Anonymous]

How is it Jen and her friends (not the internet goddesses, but tiny-toothed Meg) manage to find and wear the ugliest, least flattering sunglasses?

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Anonymous wrote:Not exactly related but kind of. I was on a cruise recently with a group of middle-aged fashion influencers. Not with them with them but it was a small ship and they were near our space enough to where I got a good show.

I have no beef with whatever women want to do to earn a living or make themselves happy. I have never been on the "Why doesn't Jen get a real job" bandwagon.

But seeing these women was quite an experience. How they came "on" for the camera and played the role of someone enjoying a lovely vacation for a few seconds and then griped and whined at their signifiant other/+1 people about angles, wind, and how the regular people on the cruise were "in their shot."

Pretend enjoyment, pretend drinking the drinks, pretend vacation, pretend life. All for the gram.

I thought this was probably what it is like to be next to Jen and whoever is telling her what to do and say. Seeing this in person was cringey and made me feel like I needed to wash my hands.

This would have been can’t-look-away-horrifying-fascinating for me. I agree this is probably what it’s like to be near Jen IRL.

Anyone else have a friend or two who like her posts? I don’t know how to tell them… and what would I say??