Jen Hatmaker

[Anonymous]

Any bunkies here?

Jen = Sarah
Tyler = Michael
Jen’s fans = Megan

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The real question: Did he dedicate his new book to Jenn after she dedicated her cookbook to him? They were barely dating when she did that. Surely she earned a dedication by now. Who has access to one to check?

I just went and looked on the sample on Amazon...here it is in all its glory:

These words and stories are dedicated to the medical professionals out there doing the darn thang! More specifically, to those who are out there but often get overlooked and undermentioned! Like the surgical first assistants, scrub and surgical techs, all y'all operating room nurses, respiratory therapists, anesthesia techs, and anesthesiologists! All y'all residents, sterile processing technicians, patient care techs, food and nutrition services, oh, and housekeeping. Don't sleep on housekeeping! I see y'all out there keeping us alive, and I can't thank you enough.

This book is dedicated to you.

Oh, and also to ALL the Black peope. All y'all! Every single last one of us! I see you, family. Keep your head up.

All right, we good? Leggo!

OMG - this is both terrible and embarrassing. Did he not use an editor?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Her kids understandably don’t want to be on social media much anymore either. I didn’t listen to the Sydney podcast but was there anything more to it than White girl goes to India.

Boring. Both of them.

[Anonymous]

Oh look, Tyler's Amazon endorsements for his book include one from Jen:

>“I accidentally met Tyler in NYC four days after he found out this surgery was inevitable and fell in love with him because who could help it? I’ve only known this Tyler, the one in these exact pages, and he is as marvelous as you think. This Changes Everything is a love letter to life. This book will help you understand why I introduced him to my kids and gave him my heart.”―Jen Hatmaker, Four-Time NYT Bestselling Author and Tyler’s Girlfriend

[Anonymous]

Tyler: I unfortunately met Jen a few years ago when our publicist forced her upon me…I’ve only appreciated her for my career bump and this book will help you understand why I can’t wait to get rid of her.

[Anonymous]

I would seriously break up with him over the lack of dedication/acknowledgement. Outside of saving some face by having a "boyfriend", what has he done for Jen? Very little. But his books have reaped over and over off of her followers' exposure to him. It's very one-sided and so crummy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh look, Tyler's Amazon endorsements for his book include one from Jen:

>“I accidentally met Tyler in NYC four days after he found out this surgery was inevitable and fell in love with him because who could help it? I’ve only known this Tyler, the one in these exact pages, and he is as marvelous as you think. This Changes Everything is a love letter to life. This book will help you understand why I introduced him to my kids and gave him my heart.”―Jen Hatmaker, Four-Time NYT Bestselling Author and Tyler’s Girlfriend

No. Just no.

[Anonymous]

Everything is a love letter to life

All Sass does is fuss and moan about the "horrible treatment" he has "endured" as a black man in America. Only in America can you publish a book based on one crazy lady in a random neighborhood treating you poorly as a child. His only love letters are to dead, old, white, famous ladies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Everything is a love letter to life

All Sass does is fuss and moan about the "horrible treatment" he has "endured" as a black man in America. Only in America can you publish a book based on one crazy lady in a random neighborhood treating you poorly as a child. His only love letters are to dead, old, white, famous ladies.

Big Sass’ time has come and passed. He’s so 2020. The worlds moved on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh look, Tyler's Amazon endorsements for his book include one from Jen:

>“I accidentally met Tyler in NYC four days after he found out this surgery was inevitable and fell in love with him because who could help it? I’ve only known this Tyler, the one in these exact pages, and he is as marvelous as you think. This Changes Everything is a love letter to life. This book will help you understand why I introduced him to my kids and gave him my heart.”―Jen Hatmaker, Four-Time NYT Bestselling Author and Tyler’s Girlfriend

Let me rephrase: Since so many people have been wondering out loud what I am doing with a man that does not treat me like a legitimate partner, and are not fooled by my glorifying and elevating the measley crumbs I am served, I need a new way to justify staying in this non-relationship and save face. So read this cheesy, calculating mess and delight in it, and replace your skepticism with envy that I have the most precious, most dear, most thought provoking post divorce relationship "dripping with connection".

[Anonymous]

Or, post-divorce Jen just has terrible self-esteem (in spite of all of the narcissistic tendencies) and a complete lack of self-respect to keep groveling like this at the altar of Tyler, who clearly doesn't give a flying saucer about anyone except Betty White.

[Anonymous]

It's ironic that Jen has declared herself cured of the same sort of inability to see the red flags and warning signs that plagued her marriage in the last years only to immediately prove herself completely incapable of seeing the very sort of red flags and warning signs that are plaguing her current relationship. But then again, self awareness has never been one of her best traits, has it?

[Anonymous]

Big Sass wrote a new book written for a different time, didn't he? Racial topics were super hot 5 years ago with BLM. Now everyone wants to move on. You can really feel it in the zeitgeist. Who is going to buy a book that was written for 2020? Even middle aged progressive white wine moms are tired of this discussion.

[Anonymous]

And, once again, Jen’s making it all about her. I’VE known Tyler through ALL of this journey, like before any of you ever even heard of him! I’M so cool “I” was one of the very first people he told about his cancer on our VERY FIRST meeting. How marvelous he is in the book will help you understand how smart “I” was to fall so much in love that “I” introduced him to “MY” kids. And (said in the best Frau Blucher voice from Young Frankenstein), I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND.

I don’t know who she’s trying to convince more - the readers, Tyler, or herself. BTW, there was nothing accidental about you meeting. It was arranged by their publicist.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:And, once again, Jen’s making it all about her. I’VE known Tyler through ALL of this journey, like before any of you ever even heard of him! I’M so cool “I” was one of the very first people he told about his cancer on our VERY FIRST meeting. How marvelous he is in the book will help you understand how smart “I” was to fall so much in love that “I” introduced him to “MY” kids. And (said in the best Frau Blucher voice from Young Frankenstein), I AM HIS GIRLFRIEND.

I don’t know who she’s trying to convince more - the readers, Tyler, or herself. BTW, there was nothing accidental about you meeting. It was arranged by their publicist.

This is absolutely true. A joint publicist arranged this cross pollination two birds and one stone relationship and Jen went along with it 100%. Tyler less so. It's all painfully obvious. Tyler got immediate increase in an audience of neurotic middle aged white women and Jen got to say she wasn't single anymore, especially as her ex had moved on.