I am so sick of boy-mom sh*T

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ah yes...
Have we reached the point in the thread where #boymoms complain about all the slutty Delilahs in their son’s home room.
Good stuff.
Make sure to write an op ed about leggings, ladies!


Ah yes...

girl drama has arrived.... going together = slutty...

#thankfultobeaboymom


Slutty girls and mean girls are so horrible, aren't they? Those mean, mean girls. Always rapin' each other with brooms...

Oh...wait...
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ah yes...
Have we reached the point in the thread where #boymoms complain about all the slutty Delilahs in their son’s home room.
Good stuff.
Make sure to write an op ed about leggings, ladies!


Ah yes...

girl drama has arrived.... going together = slutty...

#thankfultobeaboymom


Slutty girls and mean girls are so horrible, aren't they? Those mean, mean girls. Always rapin' each other with brooms...

Oh...wait...


more mama girl drama
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:#boymom - less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive
#boymom - sometimes swearing helps
#boymom - sometimes we have to embrace the mess and turn it into a party
#boymom - band aids & booze
#boymom - surrounded by balls
#boymom - support wildlife, raise boys
#boymom - rough & tough, tractors & trucks, fish & bucks
#boymom - more than just fart jokes, there's also butt, booger, poop, pee...
#boymom - bugs, trucks, dinos
#boymom - trucks, superheroes, dinos
#boymom - dinos, nerf guns, legos
#boymom - pee, pee, everywhere there's pee
#boymom - messy house

So pretty much a mom. That's lazy and likes to make excuses.

Yup!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ah yes...
Have we reached the point in the thread where #boymoms complain about all the slutty Delilahs in their son’s home room.
Good stuff.
Make sure to write an op ed about leggings, ladies!


Ah yes...

girl drama has arrived.... going together = slutty...

#thankfultobeaboymom


Slutty girls and mean girls are so horrible, aren't they? Those mean, mean girls. Always rapin' each other with brooms...

Oh...wait...


more mama girl drama


Broom rapes weren't dramatic enough for you?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I agree.

Mom of two boys and one girl


+1
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Are you people completely unconnected from the world? Do you not use twitter or instagram? #boymom is a thing.

Is this the 50s forum???

Some of us don't care about twitter or instagram. Are you 15?
I'm obsessed with Twitter and I'm 63 but I've never heard of the #boymom thing.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Lmao that this is even a thing and this is a thing y’all are worked up about.


This. I've been laughing at this thread for 5 min. Boy mom! Who knew..lol! *mom of boy here
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Ah yes...
Have we reached the point in the thread where #boymoms complain about all the slutty Delilahs in their son’s home room.
Good stuff.
Make sure to write an op ed about leggings, ladies!


Ah yes...

girl drama has arrived.... going together = slutty...

#thankfultobeaboymom


Slutty girls and mean girls are so horrible, aren't they? Those mean, mean girls. Always rapin' each other with brooms...

Oh...wait...


more mama girl drama


Broom rapes weren't dramatic enough for you?


girls get raped all the time... but no uproar in the community. Says a lot about the community.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:#boymom - less drama than girls, but harder to keep alive
#boymom - sometimes swearing helps
#boymom - sometimes we have to embrace the mess and turn it into a party
#boymom - band aids & booze
#boymom - surrounded by balls
#boymom - support wildlife, raise boys
#boymom - rough & tough, tractors & trucks, fish & bucks
#boymom - more than just fart jokes, there's also butt, booger, poop, pee...
#boymom - bugs, trucks, dinos
#boymom - trucks, superheroes, dinos
#boymom - dinos, nerf guns, legos
#boymom - pee, pee, everywhere there's pee
#boymom - messy house

So pretty much a mom. That's lazy and likes to make excuses.

Yup!


Yup. Except the balls part. I have all boys. I'm very sick of seeing scrotums. That's struggle is real.
Anonymous
I let them have the boy mom schlock to make themselves feel better about when they’re old and lonely.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I let them have the boy mom schlock to make themselves feel better about when they’re old and lonely.


Way harsh, Tai.
Anonymous
#GirlMom - the French braid struggle is real
Anonymous
Let’s start a Twitter Mommy hashtag dance off. Don’t forget Moms of non-gender specific kids.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Huh? I have two young boys. I don't have Twitter...WTH is this about?


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So.....I take it this is you?



#bluthsforthewin


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