Preschool wants DD to wear shorts under her skirts/dresses. Normal?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you're so concerned about teaching your daughter to keep her skirt down, you also need to teach her how to dress when you are going to be active. Playing on monkey bars, running and falling in the schoolyard, sitting on the floor are all expected activities at preschool. All of those activities make it almost impossible to keep a skirt down. It sounds like you're just upset because the teacher used the word modesty.

Heck, I recently wore an above the knee skirt to a barbeque. I wasn't sure if there would be volley ball or something else active. So I put a pair of spandex shorts underneath so I could enjoy the best of both worlds.

How very midwestern of you.

[Anonymous]

This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

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Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

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Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

36 years old - born in 1976. Most mid to late 30's poeple I know don't speak/write like teenagers. "FREAKING" and over use of caps "YOU".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

36 years old - born in 1976. Most mid to late 30's poeple I know don't speak/write like teenagers. "FREAKING" and over use of caps "YOU".

[Anonymous]

We're definitely not part of the same group, then.

*phew*

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We're definitely not part of the same group, then.

*phew*

I'm glad. I'm sure you are simply unbearable.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

OMG go away Chipotle lady!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

OMG go away Chipotle lady!!

Sorry but I'm staying.

[Anonymous]

blob! please!

She's a tall rail, honey, who's very active.

She did not, however, come home with sand in her vulva. This only happens at the beach when she's sitting by the shore.

But your description is absolutely crackhead weird. Who thinks at that level? sand and what not in a toddler's vulva? ugh

Put on a goddamn pair of pants or a skort or pants.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

OMG go away Chipotle lady!!

You think that was Chipotle lady? I am definetly not her. But I am pretty sure you are the immature poster who keeps adding unneeded caps to YOU and would definetly say things like "OMG" as a 30 something year old man.

[Anonymous]

ha! I meant "mom" 30 someting year old mom

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

OMG go away Chipotle lady!!

You think that was Chipotle lady? I am definetly not her. But I am pretty sure you are the immature poster who keeps adding unneeded caps to YOU and would definetly say things like "OMG" as a 30 something year old man.

No I did not think the boldest was Chipotle lady. I thought Chipotle lady was the one who said "I'm mid 30s how old are YOU" and the OP of the comment about girls getting dirt in their vulva. And that WAS her.

[Anonymous]

Ok, thread has seriously jumped the shark!

OP, don't know if the reactions helped. IMO, majority seem to think it's a reasonable and normal request, and in fact required at many schools. Hope your daughter has a great school year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is so freaking funny. You want to guess my age based on 2 paragraphs I wrote here? I'm mid 30s. How old are YOU?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OMG I can't imagine DD NOT wearing shorts under skirts.

She would get rashes, mulch, dirt, sand, god-knows-what in her vulva!!!

Doesn't your daughter sit on the ground? Doesn't she go down the slide? How do you protect the area with just that pretend underwear they have in 2T, 3T sizes?

Dear God - what a weird thing to write!

What is WRONG with you? You'd think the kids are grinding their privates into the dirt! WTF is your issue?

And yes, I agree with the school's rule. However, at three, I had my daughter in shorts, skorts, stretch pants and jeans - NOT a dress or skirt.

WTF is wrong with YOU? My daughter sits in the sand, on the ground, she pours mulch/sand in the bucket placed between her legs she carries it using her skirt/shirt/dress, she gets it between her fingers, under her nails, in her scalp. What's wrong with a child having fun and getting dirty?

Maybe your child is a blob and just sits there watching others and doesn't know how to play that's why you think getting dirty while playing is so "weird".

Lol, what hypersensitive women, I am pretty sure the pp was joking.

NP: I am pretty sure she was not and I am pretty sure she is very young (the WTF is wrong with YOU poster)

OMG go away Chipotle lady!!

You think that was Chipotle lady? I am definetly not her. But I am pretty sure you are the immature poster who keeps adding unneeded caps to YOU and would definetly say things like "OMG" as a 30 something year old man.

No I did not think the boldest was Chipotle lady. I thought Chipotle lady was the one who said "I'm mid 30s how old are YOU" and the OP of the comment about girls getting dirt in their vulva. And that WAS her.

Oh, okay the lady you are thinking was Chipotle lady is the lady I called immature. Got it!

[Anonymous]

Sparkle Farms make really cute shorts specifically for girls to wear under their skirts and dresses! They are 95% cotton so they are more comfortable than lycra bike shorts.