Kristi Noem’s bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was going to give cash to her kids and grand kids for Easter.

Her grandkids toddlers and babies.

Nothing has been said about cards. She's just going to hand over some bills? Not give them a card with cash inside? I mean, I guess that matches the choice of Easter dinner restaurant.

[Anonymous]

Seriously, who of her standing, goes there for an Easter dinner?

[Anonymous]

It's very strange. Anyone carrying $3000 in their purse in 2025 is very odd. I can only think of - it's a bribe; she has a drug problem; she's a prostitute; or she's paranoid and has a mental illness.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's very strange. Anyone carrying $3000 in their purse in 2025 is very odd. I can only think of - it's a bribe; she has a drug problem; she's a prostitute; or she's paranoid and has a mental illness.

yup. Or she is in a gang, which is what it means if she wants to deport you to El Salvador. Takes one to know one, right Kristi?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was going to give cash to her kids and grand kids for Easter.

Is this a new tradition? I have never heard of giving cash for Easter. Candy, toys, Easter baskets, yes. Cash, no.

[Anonymous]

Kristi is the definition of lipstick on a OIG. She’s dumb as heck. What were her qualifications to become governor

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Kristi is the definition of lipstick on a OIG. She’s dumb as heck. What were her qualifications to become governor

She was voted into it, repeatedly, through a democratic process.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It's very strange. Anyone carrying $3000 in their purse in 2025 is very odd. I can only think of - it's a bribe; she has a drug problem; she's a prostitute; or she's paranoid and has a mental illness.

Or she's lying. I mean, if there's no cash in the purse when it's found, then it's easy enough to say that it must have been taken. So you can really just claim any amount of cash and there's no way for anyone to prove whether you're telling the truth.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

when was the last Easter Day estate sale?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Kristi is the definition of lipstick on a OIG. She’s dumb as heck. What were her qualifications to become governor

She was voted into it, repeatedly, through a democratic process.

And yet somehow Kamala slept her way in, right? Hypocrites.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Maybe she was going to give cash to her kids and grand kids for Easter.

Is this a new tradition? I have never heard of giving cash for Easter. Candy, toys, Easter baskets, yes. Cash, no.

I gave my kids cash for Easter. Hid the money in plastic eggs. They had a blast on the egg hunt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don't think most people walk around with 3k in cash. But, I can think of 2 occasions that I've had that or more just this year. Also, there are reasons why I may carry over a thousand. For example, if I dont want to leave it in a hotel room.

What actual reasons? I find this so odd. Are you a boomer who cannot figure out Venmo or Zelle?

No, I just sometimes do business with people who prefer cash. They are legitimate businesses (think landscaping, hiring party bus, cleaning services, etc). I don't know if they are legitimate tax filers, but they are legitimate businesses. Also, if I'm going to an estate sale or something similar, I will bring several thousand dollars because cash is king if you have to compete with another buyer. I'm a millennial.

I pay my landscaper and housekeeper in cash as well, but I don’t go out to dinner with my passport and $3k in cash and leave it unattended. I withdraw the cash from the bank, keep it in a safe place at home, and then give it to the landscaper in person. I also pay certain people with checks - contractors, designers, etc. I keep my checkbook in a safe place and write checks one at a time and mail/deliver them. The average person these days carries less than $100 in cash. When I traveled in Japan, I did carry cash around because it’s more of a cash based society than the U.S. Sure, some people carry cash around, but most reasonable people recognize that carrying $3k in cash, a passport, and a bunch of blank checks is not common.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

This sounds very logical to me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Word is she is having an affair with one of her aides. Both are married. What do want to bet the cash was for a hotel room.

This sounds very logical to me.

... So who stole it? Another aide who knows about it?