Guest eating snack straight from bag

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I would say, “Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, here, let me get you a bowl. Here I am having my guest eat straight from the bag; I am the worst hostess. Here, here is the bowl.”

👏🏽 Nicely done!

Yes, such a helpful reframing. Thank you for this!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So if touching anyone else's food is a problem, what would be the protocal for fruit. It I hand you an apple, should I be gloved? Do you need to wash it when you get it? After all those same hands should never touch your potato chip, right?

NP. I will grant you that maybe reaching into a bag of chips to get some onto your plate ONE TIME is OK. Here’s what’s not OK about the guest eating out of the bag: fingers go to mouth, then back to the bag, then back to the mouth, then back to the bag—and you KNOW a little piggy like that is licking his fingers.

I stick the chip in my mouth, not my fingers. How do you eat things at your house?

You're the poster who thinks their penis is clean so they don't have to wash their hands after using a bathroom, right?

That's right. And I didn't touch your doorknobs, hand towels, kitchen counters, etc... Have fun following me around the house with Lysol.