Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:I don't know why any sane person would put down $2+ million on a house in MoCo rather than in Virginia (or even the District).
Muff and I were just talking about this over virgin bellinis whilst Trip and Chumbles took Trip's boat out (boys and their toys) and we agreed that the real problem is, Maryland doesn't have enough palladium windows. Additionally, its supply of fake French Chateaux which are over 7,000 square feet is quite limited. I mean, it isn't like we are one of those *new* families from Kunming or Dubai or Chennai, but we still like a certain amount of space. I have my craft room, and Chumbles likes his man cave. He's becoming a fantastic craft brewer, did I tell you? Plus, think of the children.
Oh, wait. Where are the children? Let me text their au pairs. Give me a moment.
Right. Where were we? Ah yes. The rich are fleeing Montgomery County. Indeed. I almost joined the caravan heading toward the Chain Bridge yesterday, but it was so full of Range Rovers and I mean, really. There's such a thing as trying *too* hard. Like Louisa? You know Louisa? No, not Louisa M. Or Louisa P. Adult-Lousia--you know, thin, blonde, ponytail... From yoga... Right. The biracial one. Is she? I mean, I'm not sure. It's not like I could ask? So they actually chartered a helicopter to airlift the family out. Like something from Miss Saigon! Oh! I hope that wasn't offensive that I said Saigon. You're not...
Oh. Well, yes. I didn't think you were Vietnamese, but you know, it's so awkward to ask. I was just telling Chumbles the other day, we wouldn't have this kind of awkwardness in Virginia. And then he made this joke... Uh, maybe it's not appropriate. His family. *You* know. They practically invented the institution. Old money. Which institution? Uh, never mind. Where were we?
Where are those kids? Could you text your au pair? One of the problems of having such a big house! I hate this modern style. It was a Chumbles. He has such a flair.
In Virginia we can have a nice French Chateaux.I cannot wait.