Rich middle aged CEO going viral busted at Coldplay concert cheating of his wife with his HR director

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Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.

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Anonymous wrote:The hr woman is so ugly and old, it's totally embarrassing to the CEO, career-ending based on how ugly and old it means he has no game or ability to manage anything or get someone worthy of cheating on, low class and sad for him, he deserves to be fired, divorced, and put in prison.

He's no looker.

Right? I love the assumption that a 58 year old tech dweeb can organically do so much better. Spoiler: He can't.

He's worth 20m-70M. He could be an obese 75yo and he could get a 25yo model airhead. $$$$$ talks!!

He lives in a 1.4m house in Worcester and his wife is a teacher…. He is worth nowhere near that.

And his wife has escaped to their other 2.4M house in Kennebunkport. She is director of a school (not just a teacher).

The internet estimates his worth as 50M - 70M.

He's not that rich.
They have a couple of houses valued altogether <3 million.
They're in their 50's. UMC.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

Thanks for chiming in, crisis PR hack.

Sorry you thought all should be kept quiet. Cheaters and liars should think about the consequences of their actions and not just about themselves.

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Anonymous wrote:It's being reported she resigned. However, Astronomer has not said if they did or did not pay out a large severance for her to resign in lieu of a protracted lawsuit.

Astronomer HR exec Kristin Cabot seen for first time without her wedding ring as she resigns over Coldplay kiss cam scandal

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14937675/Astronomer-HR-exec-Kristin-Cabot-resigns-shes-seen-time-without-wedding-ring-Coldplay-kisscam-scandal.html

Grandma watering the flowers.

+1 Looks old and nothing like her touched up professional pics.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This has officially jumped the shark and they paid Gwyneth Paltrow millions of dollars to shoot a 60 second cheeky ad. So painfully cringe. This is clearly not a serious company. And shame on Paltrow for inserting herself into her ex-husband’s hyper viral moment.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14942209/Gwyneth-Paltrow-Astronomer-CEO-affair-scandal.html

It's hilarious. And props to GP and Chris Martin for keeping their divorce clean.

+1 It's perfect!!

+2. Totally funny, 10/10 no notes. A masterpiece in the art of crisis communications. The fact that Paltrow does’t know anything about what she is talking about just makes it funnier. And they keep it short before people get bored. And look how much fun she is having. It’s a hoot.

+3. All she is doing is helping the company redirect the crisis into a marketing opportunity for the (relatively small) company’s PR crisis opportunity. I think it was kind of her to endorse and an appropriate cultural response during these crazy times.