Jen Hatmaker

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Kristen Howerton also does work with OnSite retreats as a therapist. Definitely a ton of former Christian influencer overlap all over the place.

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Anonymous wrote:I know for a fact Brandon cheated on Jen.

It’s clear he also had/has an addiction to drugs or booze but the marriage failed because she found out he cheated.

I do feel bad for her on that point. I’ve had too many friends go through this and it’s so so hard. It will make you crazy. I excuse a lot of bad moments. But it’s been 2? 3? years?

But a lot of those same friends, while they had their moments, have been amazing examples of faith through trial and inspired me in ridiculous amounts. I mean, i hope I would respond with such Grace and dignity. And they had little kids and had been out of the workforce for years, so logistically & financially it was much more dangerous.

I also had a Christian friend who trash talked her husband to literally anyone who came within 5 feet of her, while the husband, who had truly screwed up but certainly had his own list of complaints, remained quiet and refused to malign the mother of his children.
Even tho I was on her side - there’s no excuse for cheating - I lost all respect for her due to the way she handled it. I feel the same about Jen.

If you are a Christian, when your faith is tested, the proof is in the pudding on how much your faith in Christ has truly changed you.

How do you know for a fact he cheated? Do you know them?

I’ve always thought it was so odd that they just dance around whatever happened but never say it. Although, maybe not. Bc if she just came out with it, then she wouldn’t have two years of content.

He did cheat, go watch his podcast he did I think over a year ago. Did not go to rehab for an addiction but for an emotional recovery. He was brutally honest and did not one time speak ugly of his ex.
She continues to slander his name after almost 4 years.

Where Remy is concerned, she is an adult and has lived a very sheltered life by the Hatmaker’s. So I don’t know why she is sure at her behavior. I would not be surprised if Jen doesn’t move to Nashville with Tyler or they both move to NYC.

Brando and Texas Barbie appear happy and I’ve never read anything on any of his post that are negative towards his ex. I don’t excuse cheating but if what he said is true on his podcast then I would definitely give him some grace.
I cannot find him on instagram? Did he close his account?

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I know for a fact Brandon cheated on Jen.

It’s clear he also had/has an addiction to drugs or booze but the marriage failed because she found out he cheated.

I do feel bad for her on that point. I’ve had too many friends go through this and it’s so so hard. It will make you crazy. I excuse a lot of bad moments. But it’s been 2? 3? years?

But a lot of those same friends, while they had their moments, have been amazing examples of faith through trial and inspired me in ridiculous amounts. I mean, i hope I would respond with such Grace and dignity. And they had little kids and had been out of the workforce for years, so logistically & financially it was much more dangerous.

I also had a Christian friend who trash talked her husband to literally anyone who came within 5 feet of her, while the husband, who had truly screwed up but certainly had his own list of complaints, remained quiet and refused to malign the mother of his children.
Even tho I was on her side - there’s no excuse for cheating - I lost all respect for her due to the way she handled it. I feel the same about Jen.

If you are a Christian, when your faith is tested, the proof is in the pudding on how much your faith in Christ has truly changed you.

It's something like Toptentexas now. It appears he's trying to find collaborators to promote all the best things about Texas. Bad move, Brandon. Don't need to try to become an influencer again.



How do you know for a fact he cheated? Do you know them?

I’ve always thought it was so odd that they just dance around whatever happened but never say it. Although, maybe not. Bc if she just came out with it, then she wouldn’t have two years of content.

He did cheat, go watch his podcast he did I think over a year ago. Did not go to rehab for an addiction but for an emotional recovery. He was brutally honest and did not one time speak ugly of his ex.
She continues to slander his name after almost 4 years.

Where Remy is concerned, she is an adult and has lived a very sheltered life by the Hatmaker’s. So I don’t know why she is sure at her behavior. I would not be surprised if Jen doesn’t move to Nashville with Tyler or they both move to NYC.

Brando and Texas Barbie appear happy and I’ve never read anything on any of his post that are negative towards his ex. I don’t excuse cheating but if what he said is true on his podcast then I would definitely give him some grace.
I cannot find him on instagram? Did he close his account?

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It's Toptentexas now, or something. Trying to find collaboratos to promote all the best of Texas. Bad move, Brandon, you don't need to become an influencer again.

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He was brutally honest and did not one time speak ugly of his ex.
She continues to slander his name after almost 4 years.

Where has she slandered him? I don't think she ever even said he cheated, I think he's the one who admitted that.

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He was brutally honest and did not one time speak ugly of his ex.
She continues to slander his name after almost 4 years.

Where has she slandered him? I don't think she ever even said he cheated, I think he's the one who admitted that.

I havent seen her say anything bad about him directly. She just talks about basically having the rug pulled out from under her- financially, mentally, socially...

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Kristen Howerton also does work with OnSite retreats as a therapist. Definitely a ton of former Christian influencer overlap all over the place.

So Brandon went to a non-rehab where his wife's good friend is a therapist? That's weird, right?

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Anonymous wrote:

Kristen Howerton also does work with OnSite retreats as a therapist. Definitely a ton of former Christian influencer overlap all over the place.

So Brandon went to a non-rehab where his wife's good friend is a therapist? That's weird, right?

yes

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So Brandon went to a non-rehab where his wife's good friend is a therapist? That's weird, right?

Non-rehab has got to be big business! You can go engage in some group and talk therapy, and then you get to say you are "sober." Ashley Judd talked about being "sober" from some kind of emotional depression or something odd-NOT alcohol or drugs. But she is kind of weird, too.

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So Brandon went to a non-rehab where his wife's good friend is a therapist? That's weird, right?

Non-rehab has got to be big business! You can go engage in some group and talk therapy, and then you get to say you are "sober." Ashley Judd talked about being "sober" from some kind of emotional depression or something odd-NOT alcohol or drugs. But she is kind of weird, too.

I want some nap therapy. Where I can nap and go to a spa and have meals cooked for me.

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Come on Jen, put on a bra. No one wants to see your weird nipple covers. So cringe.

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Happy New Week, Beleaguereds. Such chaos over here in Capstitcher Land! Such tiredness but also such BLISS. I recently turned 50 and celebrated with my RIDE OR DIES in a big, big, big way, as I’m sure everyone knows. I’ve received SO. MANY. DMs. about what it’s like to go on a Babylon River Cruise - Simply AH-MAY-ZING, of course, droolings, what I was wearing, and why @thetrevorbarretproject didn’t post any pictures of our follow-on trip to Iceland. Back to tagging him again, BTW. We are definitely still a couple. Whew!

Can’t wait to cook with him and our homie Danette in - randomly - Denver. All the gluten free thingz for Trevor and I know you can’t wait to see which word shirt he picks. Not butter, sugar, flour, but it’s always fun to guess what Trev’s OOTD will be. #LoveHim #GoodGoodMan #WereACouple

Trevor absolutely LOVED Iceland, even though his lack of enthusiasm and low-key attempt to be incognito was commented on by SO MANY of you. AS IF a SIX-FOOT-TWO-BLACK-MAN-WITH-DREDS could ever be low-key, tra la la. I did mention that Trevor is a black man and my boyfriend, didn’t I? We’re so HILARIOUS together. #Shenanigans

But now that I’m back from my UTTERLY PRESH travels, I have some important messages for you, my COMMUNITY, and that’s product recs from some absolutely LIFE CHANGING GOODNESS that should be a part of your self care. Self-care is such a funny, funny thing but I am a self-care guru which is why you should shop with my codes.

First let’s talk about my hair. I mean, everyone is talking about it so you should, too. The two-tone greenish blonde look with basic girl brown underlayer can only be achieved by dedicated and frequent BLEACHING. You want your hair to GLOW and if it’s not glowing like a fluorescent highlighter then you are simply not applying enough bleach, droolings. This look can only be achieved with HAIR VITAMINS that will stop breakage and result in a shiny lush, shakeable mane like I have. Get my makeup lewk by using the Beauty Counter’s limited-time-only undereye treatment in “Cullen” - no blending necessary, bewildered - and by applying “Iced Day-Old Latte” lipstick to half of your mouth. Only half, that’s important. Just smack your lips together and it will eventually spread itself around. It’s not annoying.

Best effect if your lips are a little bit chapped. Hoo that wind in Iceland. Did you realize I was in Iceland, droolings? ICELAND! Land of geowhizzical springs and the penis museum, neither of which I’d have been able to enjoy if I hadn’t let go of PURE-IT-EE CULTURE. #teehee #Imsonaughty

To complete my lewk the hair vitamin video, use the filter “rachet.” It’s a Jane Capstitcher Instagram exclusive. Use the code “rodehardputupwet” for a 30 percent discount.

I’ve also got one of my FAVORITE CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT IT sleep gummy brands on sale for a discount that’s so good I CANNOT DEAL WITH IT - 35% off. FLOPL has amazing gummies that I down with a couple of tumblers full of sauv blanc to get an amazing night’s sleep to wake up feeling DELICIOUSLY rested. There are other types of gummies that help with constipation and concentration and skin redness but I’m of course not taking those right now because my skin game is so fierce right now.

Psst if you’re wondering on when to comment “Ooh Jane’s so EDGY with all the CBDs, it’s right now. And, go!”

And, because I’ve gotten so many questions about being a brand ambassador lately, I’m fast-tracking my latest ME COURSE on how to shill online and not lose your soul. Of course, the soul is a delicate topic because DEE-CON-STRUC-SHUN but I’m never over Jesus, y’all. And, Jesus wants my community members to have the very best wellness products and He thinks you should buy from me - link in stories. #IfHeUsedCBD

My ME COURSE, which MY TEAM is whipping together AS I TYPE will cover how to target brands to work with, focusing on my “WHATEVER, WHENEVER,” strategies of how I carefully select what products to place in front of my dear, sweet, chocolate covered community of GIRL BOSSES.

I’ll also cover on-camera techniques, including how to cut corners in iPhone video editing and a bonus chapter on “Intriguing your viewer by looking to one side randomly.” It’s a thing I do that people find HILARIOUSLY RELATABLE because why look someone straight on when you can adorably shift your eyes to the side for no reason at all.

Tra la la.

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Savage. I am dying.

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I’m going to #shenanigans everything in my life from now on.

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Anonymous wrote:Happy New Week, Beleaguereds. Such chaos over here in Capstitcher Land! Such tiredness but also such BLISS. I recently turned 50 and celebrated with my RIDE OR DIES in a big, big, big way, as I’m sure everyone knows. I’ve received SO. MANY. DMs. about what it’s like to go on a Babylon River Cruise - Simply AH-MAY-ZING, of course, droolings, what I was wearing, and why @thetrevorbarretproject didn’t post any pictures of our follow-on trip to Iceland. Back to tagging him again, BTW. We are definitely still a couple. Whew!

Can’t wait to cook with him and our homie Danette in - randomly - Denver. All the gluten free thingz for Trevor and I know you can’t wait to see which word shirt he picks. Not butter, sugar, flour, but it’s always fun to guess what Trev’s OOTD will be. #LoveHim #GoodGoodMan #WereACouple

Trevor absolutely LOVED Iceland, even though his lack of enthusiasm and low-key attempt to be incognito was commented on by SO MANY of you. AS IF a SIX-FOOT-TWO-BLACK-MAN-WITH-DREDS could ever be low-key, tra la la. I did mention that Trevor is a black man and my boyfriend, didn’t I? We’re so HILARIOUS together. #Shenanigans

But now that I’m back from my UTTERLY PRESH travels, I have some important messages for you, my COMMUNITY, and that’s product recs from some absolutely LIFE CHANGING GOODNESS that should be a part of your self care. Self-care is such a funny, funny thing but I am a self-care guru which is why you should shop with my codes.

First let’s talk about my hair. I mean, everyone is talking about it so you should, too. The two-tone greenish blonde look with basic girl brown underlayer can only be achieved by dedicated and frequent BLEACHING. You want your hair to GLOW and if it’s not glowing like a fluorescent highlighter then you are simply not applying enough bleach, droolings. This look can only be achieved with HAIR VITAMINS that will stop breakage and result in a shiny lush, shakeable mane like I have. Get my makeup lewk by using the Beauty Counter’s limited-time-only undereye treatment in “Cullen” - no blending necessary, bewildered - and by applying “Iced Day-Old Latte” lipstick to half of your mouth. Only half, that’s important. Just smack your lips together and it will eventually spread itself around. It’s not annoying.

Best effect if your lips are a little bit chapped. Hoo that wind in Iceland. Did you realize I was in Iceland, droolings? ICELAND! Land of geowhizzical springs and the penis museum, neither of which I’d have been able to enjoy if I hadn’t let go of PURE-IT-EE CULTURE. #teehee #Imsonaughty

To complete my lewk the hair vitamin video, use the filter “rachet.” It’s a Jane Capstitcher Instagram exclusive. Use the code “rodehardputupwet” for a 30 percent discount.

I’ve also got one of my FAVORITE CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT IT sleep gummy brands on sale for a discount that’s so good I CANNOT DEAL WITH IT - 35% off. FLOPL has amazing gummies that I down with a couple of tumblers full of sauv blanc to get an amazing night’s sleep to wake up feeling DELICIOUSLY rested. There are other types of gummies that help with constipation and concentration and skin redness but I’m of course not taking those right now because my skin game is so fierce right now.

Psst if you’re wondering on when to comment “Ooh Jane’s so EDGY with all the CBDs, it’s right now. And, go!”

And, because I’ve gotten so many questions about being a brand ambassador lately, I’m fast-tracking my latest ME COURSE on how to shill online and not lose your soul. Of course, the soul is a delicate topic because DEE-CON-STRUC-SHUN but I’m never over Jesus, y’all. And, Jesus wants my community members to have the very best wellness products and He thinks you should buy from me - link in stories. #IfHeUsedCBD

My ME COURSE, which MY TEAM is whipping together AS I TYPE will cover how to target brands to work with, focusing on my “WHATEVER, WHENEVER,” strategies of how I carefully select what products to place in front of my dear, sweet, chocolate covered community of GIRL BOSSES.

I’ll also cover on-camera techniques, including how to cut corners in iPhone video editing and a bonus chapter on “Intriguing your viewer by looking to one side randomly.” It’s a thing I do that people find HILARIOUSLY RELATABLE because why look someone straight on when you can adorably shift your eyes to the side for no reason at all.

Tra la la.

I'm afraid I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at this.