DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My $4,000 custom bugaboo got stolen out of the back of my Mercedes when I took my 5-year old DS to Beauvoir for his interview. DS really liked it a lot and is very upset, but do you think I should sue the school? What will that do to my chances of getting in? What if I hire Ken Starr to represent me, will that help my application?

Did you look behind the Prius? The same thing happened to me and lo' and behold, after I took the Prius out of the trunk, there was my Bugaboo. FWIW, the Prius was the worst thing I ever bought.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 10 year old DS occasionally likes to shout and run around, so I'm thinking of holding off on kindergarten for a few more years until he's ready. Does anyone know when the cut-off date is for Montgomery County?

What part of Montgomery County?

He needs therapy.

[Anonymous]

Listen Ladies, after reading this, and laughing so hard, my eyes started to tear. Do you think it's cancer?

[Anonymous]

Do you think 16 is too old to be in a stroller?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My 10 year old DS occasionally likes to shout and run around, so I'm thinking of holding off on kindergarten for a few more years until he's ready. Does anyone know when the cut-off date is for Montgomery County?

What part of Montgomery County?

He needs therapy.

Same thing happened to me, I switched to Whole Foods organic produce and he was normal again. In fact, his IQ jumped up 6o points, so I think we might put him in private school, as opposed to a county school. I know he will absolutely THRIVE in that environment since the ratios are better.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My $4,000 custom bugaboo got stolen out of the back of my Mercedes when I took my 5-year old DS to Beauvoir for his interview. DS really liked it a lot and is very upset, but do you think I should sue the school? What will that do to my chances of getting in? What if I hire Ken Starr to represent me, will that help my application?

Beauvoir?

Did you get in? Waitlisted?

Why won't they return MY calls!!

Did you use a consultant?
If so, can you say which one?
Did you buy the whole $4k package or just the one-time visit where he/she let you know exactly which schools would be THE BEST FIT for dc?

Do you know how I can get out of my $24k contract???

[Anonymous]

My son just woke up from his nap, what should I do@!!! How many onsies does that mean he needs, after his nap? Also, if it helps, we have a dog. Is that why his chest is growing hair?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Listen Ladies, after reading this, and laughing so hard, my eyes started to tear. Do you think it's cancer?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY DON"T YOU CALL YOUR DOCTOR INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE! HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE BE SO STUPID!!!!!!!

[Anonymous]

You are all wrong. About everything. I can't believe you would post such drivel.
Anyway, I'm on my way pick up my incredibly gifted child, who is far smarter than your run-of-the-mill 99%ile kid, and our wonderful, American-born nanny (she took him with her to her MD-PhD class reunion). I'm going to let the nanny have a drink on the patio while junior and I scrub toilets for the afternoon.

Then I'm going to call ADT to get a new alarm system I hear that Beauvoir only hires pedophiles and ex-Carlyle employees for their faculty now and I don't want one of their teachers or one of those horrible administrators getting loose and trying to break into our house.

[Anonymous]

My kids roll around in mud and eat bugs. They've picked gum off a curb and stuck it in their mouths. They've grabbed almost empty food containers out of public garbage cans and eaten the leftover scraps. And this is while I'm watching them! God only knows what sorts of disgusting things they've played in when I don't notice....... Anyway, although this is not ideal behaviour, it's really not a huge deal and is a part of being a child. Hopefully the nanny had the sense to wash the child's hands before they ate.

[Anonymous]

Does anyone else's boss think it is a little weird that you put a sticker on a chart everytime you go poo?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Does anyone else's boss think it is a little weird that you put a sticker on a chart everytime you go poo?

My boss gives me 3 M&M's every time I go.

[Anonymous]

Well, mine did think it was a little odd, but maybe because I was expecting her to give me the sticker. She asked me to stop telling her about my BMs .....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Listen Ladies, after reading this, and laughing so hard, my eyes started to tear. Do you think it's cancer?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY DON"T YOU CALL YOUR DOCTOR INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE! HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE BE SO STUPID!!!!!!!

Stop yelling at me, and could you give me the name of your doctor? Does he take blue cross?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Listen Ladies, after reading this, and laughing so hard, my eyes started to tear. Do you think it's cancer?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! WHY DON"T YOU CALL YOUR DOCTOR INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE! HOW CAN SOME PEOPLE BE SO STUPID!!!!!!!

Stop yelling at me, and could you give me the name of your doctor? Does he take blue cross?

I am not sure how to use insurance websites to look up doctors, does that mean I am a swinger and should be on active leg syndrome meds?