DCUM's Best Thread Oscar Nominations (or should they be called "Larla Nominations")

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone link Orphan Goldfish? Missed that one.

I think it's this one

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/447254.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't forget that classic "I'm a kept woman, AMA."

Best Actress?

Definitely.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Can someone link Orphan Goldfish? Missed that one.

I think it's this one

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/447254.page

Thanks!!

[Anonymous]

This Real Estate forum gem is the gift that keeps on giving:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/404239.page

[Anonymous]

^^ lol that reminds me of the thread - Help me identify this song, the beat is like da da dum

The OP was pretty good natured about the silliness that followed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I Must Interview with Ashes on my Forehead or God Will Smite Me

Yes!

Critically acclaimed writer Anonymous's latest and greatest work, "I Must Interview with Ashes" is a masterpiece of self-entrapment. Critics agree that the invented paradox is uncanny in its ability to replicate a laboratory maze, with renowned actress OP faced with invented obstacles at every turn. Audiences will hold their breath as the deadline approaches; how will OP escape the madness? Read the thread to untangle yourselves--if you dare!

Up for four Larlas, including Fr. Whatawaste for Best Makeup and God for Best Supporting Actor

[Anonymous]

Lifetime Achievement Award. Word Game

[Anonymous]

The Larla for repeat performances goes to the atheist poster affectionately known as Groundhog.

Groundhog usurped numerous religion threads to propound her theory that Christmas is derived from pagan celebrations of the birth of Horus and Mithras. The mythology police moved in and demolished her theory on historical and logical grounds at which point Groundhog retreated to saying there was no proof anyway that Jesus existed. In thread after thread.

[Anonymous]

I think the Lifetime Achievement for Nicest/Most Civil AMA was the Wicca thread:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/437618.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think the Lifetime Achievement for Nicest/Most Civil AMA was the Wicca thread:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/437618.page

+1!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This Real Estate forum gem is the gift that keeps on giving:

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/404239.page

I clicked on it without realizing what thread it was. "Eagle snafu. Linoleum! Fifty-second fish maw." gets me every time!! Good thing I'm not reading this at work.

[Anonymous]

Best thread ever: asscloth.

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/382649.page

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^ lol that reminds me of the thread - Help me identify this song, the beat is like da da dum

The OP was pretty good natured about the silliness that followed.

I loved that thread because I knew EXACTLY what song OP meant even though I didn't know the name of it either. LOL.

Recently I enjoyed the one in parenting concerns where a future DW got the ultimate smack down from every single person in the 8 page thread because she had a problem with the divorce settlement her fiancé and ex wife had agreed upon. The ex had forgone alimony in exchange for a 22% stake in his company and OP was livid that she would have the ex "on the payroll forever." She seriously could not grasp that it wasn't her business, that the ex had taken a risk of getting 22% of nothing some years, and that the ex was basically an investor, not an employee. Killed me.

[Anonymous]

My favorite is the gym douchebag thread. Blow drying of pubic hair in locker room!!!! Runner up is the lady who claimed to have 8 kids, a large home in Manhatten, an SUV, and no obvious source of income (that is the kind of income that would make this lifestyle at all possible).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A couple of my all-time faves:

Burgundy Washcloth

DCUM Farce

You beat me to it! These were my two nominees. They're very old.
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I like this one too:

I Think My Goldfish My Be Depressed
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/51605.page#364354

Burgundy washcloth
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/88777.page

the original DCUM farce from 2008

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/18314.page

and my favorite recent one was the long one about whether you should use a separrate washcloth when you wash your perineum

Winner for Best Comedy and Best Collaboration!