DCUM classics
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(1) Burgundy washcloths
Abstract: Lady claims she will forego tampons or sanitary napkins from now on and simply stuff a burgundy washcloth in her panties. Thread goes viral when someone mentions you can buy re-usable crocheted tampons. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/88777.page |
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(2) Corn
Abstract: OP ponders if it is rude to peel back the corn husk a little to check it before purchasing. Thread reaches its pinnacle when the comparison is made between peeling corn and driving a fancy Euro-car. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/179780.page |
Anonymous
I mentioned the tampons. LOL |
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(3) Fancy Cakes by Leslie
Abstract: OP says she was kicked out of Leslie's cupcake shop for breastfeeding. The degree of outrage this causes among DCUM readers incites plans to picket/boycott/set fire to the shop. Leslie comes on but is not apologetic enough initially to the now militant breastfeeders. She must eventually grovel for mercy as her livelihood is almost destroyed. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/62931.page |
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(4) Dirty Dice
Abstract: Woman buys some Trouble board games and finds the dice under the bubble are dirty. She is understandably horrified. Thread sets off some very funny replies. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/29751.page |
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OP here. Now I noticed there was an 18 page thread called DCUM Folklore a month ago. So here I am reinventing the wheel.
Sorry. |
Anonymous
| Keep going OP. I like your synopsis. |
Anonymous
| OP, you did a great job. I love the abstracts and links! |
Anonymous
| Okay, I'll keep going. I love organization, so maybe this is useful. |
Anonymous
| *like* |
Anonymous
| Wasn't there also a thread about the Dairy Godmother and breastfeeding? what happened with that one? similar outrage to the leslie's cakes incident? |
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(5) Rant about Giant cashier Abstract: OP can’t figure out how to use the Giant hand scanner. Giant cashier (who had an ‘ethnic’ name eventually removed) yells at her to “Hold On” and tells her she has to pay for a chicken she doesn’t want. Thread eventually turns into accusations that the OP is a racist because she mentioned the cashier’s name. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/35799.page#234987 |
Anonymous
| OP, you are good at this. You should pitch screenplays. |
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(6) DCUM game Abstract: Funny back and forth with people saying a little something about themselves and OP (and others?) saying what their real problem is. Very clever responses. http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/59785.page |
Anonymous
| Ohhh- these are great. I had never heard of the Giant or Game posts. Thank you! |