why are all the men in Chevy Chase DC so darn unattractive?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

Tattooed punks would not get caught dead in CC.
The majority of the world has now inked itself up!
Try the city or blue collared burbs.

[Anonymous]

Chevy Chase is hardly the home of fashionable and artsy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Never mind good looking, what about MANLY men? Who can fix crap and are handy? In stores I'm disgusted by how many men ask for help to their car with large purchases. You can't carry a damn tv? Give ME that shit. I can carry it, pussy.

I should point out I'm married to a masculine hottie, but it still puts me in a mood to see men not acting like men.

This is me unfortunately. But in my defense I have joint conditions and early onset arthritis. Totally sucks because I used to be really fit and was a good athlete (NCAA Div1), but that's what it is. Luckily I have a strong DW who understands.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

Frederick.

And Shaw.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

Frederick.

And Shaw.

And West Virginia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Never mind good looking, what about MANLY men? Who can fix crap and are handy? In stores I'm disgusted by how many men ask for help to their car with large purchases. You can't carry a damn tv? Give ME that shit. I can carry it, pussy.

I should point out I'm married to a masculine hottie, but it still puts me in a mood to see men not acting like men.

I agree 100%. Don't understand these women who are in love with these Ryan Seacrest-like metrosexuals. Some urban men are just downright embarrassing with their lack of masculinity. Being fashionable/artsy/etc does not mean you have to become a woman.

Go to Brooklyn someday - metrosexual capital of the world.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha! This is funny. DH and I often wonder where the tattooed people are. And the punk rockers. If you see any, let us know so we can stalk, uh, I mean befriend, them.

Not tattooed but punk. I cruise around doing drop-off and pick-up listening to Black Flag, Dead Kennedys etc. Currently in AU Park but moving. Hard to keep your punk rock soul in AU and CC. Too much affluenza.

[Anonymous]

Things are no better since this post began. DC is bow wow town still. No eye candy. Nothing but pasty, ugly lawyers in DC. I weep.

[Anonymous]

Hmmm, I dunno. Was walking around Wisconsin Ave. today. Lot of eye candy.

[Anonymous]

One of the check out guys at the Giant on Arlington Rd is extremely cute and either very flirtatious or just super sweet. He is AA, young, has a French accent, a huge smile and looks you right in the eyes. He could model and he is sooo charming. It's almost embarrassing to interact with him because it seems like he is flirting but I don't think he is. Just amazing eye contact and great smile.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One of the check out guys at the Giant on Arlington Rd is extremely cute and either very flirtatious or just super sweet. He is AA, young, has a French accent, a huge smile and looks you right in the eyes. He could model and he is sooo charming. It's almost embarrassing to interact with him because it seems like he is flirting but I don't think he is. Just amazing eye contact and great smile.

I'm not sure that this Giant is actually in Chevy Chase, but I am quite sure it is not in DC. Get back on topic, and off your schoolgirl crush.

[Anonymous]

You need to walk around Georgetown. Plenty of nice looking men there. Yes, they are probably much younger but hey, you aren't dating them!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You need to walk around Georgetown. Plenty of nice looking men there. Yes, they are probably much younger but hey, you aren't dating them!

Yuck. Too much Euro-trash.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:So agree! It is really kind of Crunchville. Lots of pale men, wearing Tevas or Keens, cargos, etc.

Would love to hear what they think of the local women ... !

BTW - nothing wrong with pale. I hope my pale son never hears this kind of thing ...

Pale Male