Nanny Confessions 2013 Editions

[Anonymous]

I tell you to your face that I love your special snowflakes but in reality I don't. I would never hurt or neglet your kids but frankly think they are the most spoiled brats that I have ever encountered. I also eat your special chocolate that you keep hidden and let the children watch more tv then I should.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I tell you to your face that I love your special snowflakes but in reality I don't. I would never hurt or neglet your kids but frankly think they are the most spoiled brats that I have ever encountered. I also eat your special chocolate that you keep hidden and let the children watch more tv then I should.

Duh. I watch this on the nannycam all the time. That's why I barely gave you a bonus, am looking for a new nanny and you will get nominal (if any) notice and/or severance when I find her. Only reason you are still there is I'm interviewing VERY thouroughly to make sure I hire well this time.

- MB confessions 2013 Edition

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I tell you to your face that I love your special snowflakes but in reality I don't. I would never hurt or neglet your kids but frankly think they are the most spoiled brats that I have ever encountered. I also eat your special chocolate that you keep hidden and let the children watch more tv then I should.

Please, you play this stupid "special snowflake" routine on all of the boards. I doubt you are a nanny, just trying to make us look bad.

[Anonymous]

There are some people who should not be allowed to take care of children, and OP is one of them.

[Anonymous]

I love your kids, they are precious, brilliant, and hilarious. Which is surprising since you and DB are such snobby, condescending know-it-alls. I have 15+ years experience with all sorts of kids, you barely see your three under three 20 hours a week yet still act like I'm the biggest idiot in the world when I suggest what may be wrong with your DS, or that DD may need glasses, or that baby DD may have a lactose allergy. You ignore my advice, although you told me you hired me for my experience. You treat me like "the help", and numerous times have overrode me in front of your children.

I have honestly wanted to quiet so many times, the only reason I stay is because I honestly love your children. I said I wondered why they were such extravagant children, and I know. It's because of me.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I tell you to your face that I love your special snowflakes but in reality I don't. I would never hurt or neglet your kids but frankly think they are the most spoiled brats that I have ever encountered. I also eat your special chocolate that you keep hidden and let the children watch more tv then I should.

Duh. I watch this on the nannycam all the time. That's why I barely gave you a bonus, am looking for a new nanny and you will get nominal (if any) notice and/or severance when I find her. Only reason you are still there is I'm interviewing VERY thouroughly to make sure I hire well this time.

- MB confessions 2013 Edition

OP: Nice try but I actually got a nice bonus. Better go take care of your brats intead of being on here.

[Anonymous]

Who the fuck calls kids snowflakes anyway

[Anonymous]

Bitter moms...stay away. If you can't handle nanny confessions, gtfo.

If it wasn't for the fact I love the babies and I need a job, I'd call you an insane OCD woman who needs to actually interact with your children.

[Anonymous]

I hate the whole internet speak here and other forums where parents are.

I don't mind MB/DB. Mother boss/dad boss. Makes sense.

But snowflake for kids? DH/DW.... darling husband/darling wife.

It's all cheesy.

My confession is that I personally believe any family who has a live-in nanny (or even worse, AP) are bad parents. I will judge you and so do many other people. Only exceptions in my book are: illness, loss of a parent, or children with special needs. Otherwise, all most people see is "lazy parents. entitlement. workaholics who prefer being out of the home. people who are unfit to be parents."

[Anonymous]

You told me you didn't care what your baby DC and I did during the day so after playgroup we come back to my house and take a nap. Every single day. It's dc nap time anyway and I get one in, too

[Anonymous]

You asked me to put your laundry away and I found three vibrators in one of your drawers. Please do your own laundry from now on.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You asked me to put your laundry away and I found three vibrators in one of your drawers. Please do your own laundry from now on.

Same thing happened to me, very awkward.

[Anonymous]

I let your baby watch sesame street every day.

[Anonymous]

Can we not keep doing this? We have a hard enough time getting any respect in this forum, we don't need to hand the bitter MBs ammunition.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can we not keep doing this? We have a hard enough time getting any respect in this forum, we don't need to hand the bitter MBs ammunition.

+1

This is immature and unprofessional.