Anonymous
04/08/2016 20:48
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
It's funny that Jeff already called the OP out as a troll and some people still think it's a real one.
Anonymous
04/08/2016 12:27
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:My DD (1-year-old) projectile vomited all over several people in suits while in a train carriage on our commute to work. That was an awful morning.
omg. that is terrible. My husband rides metro with our two very often - his worst days are when the little one decides to poop in her diaper on the train or the big one (99.9% potty trained) decides she really needs to pee somewhere on the yellow line...
Anonymous
04/08/2016 10:17
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Thanks to this thread I've been craving a tuna melt all week. Drain can of tuna, mix in Hellman's and pickle relish, stir it up. spread on white bread. add slice of kraft cheese. broil for a few min until hot and toasty. That shall be my dinner tonight.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 18:59
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.
You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.
You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.
Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.
I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.
LOL
Hahahhahahahahahaha wtf
Seriously? You don't understand why someone might want some early-morning cat cuddles? WTF to you?
Seriously, especially if you have a cat that refuses to cuddle.
I think the ferocious house jaguar might be more cuddly if there were some fried tuna sandwiches going on in that household.
Going home to lightly fry some tuna for my ferocious house jaguar. Will report back as to whether or not this makes him provide me with cuddles or just intensely amplifies his already all the tuna in the sea breath.
Ok, I did pick up tuna at target, but I could not bring myself to fry it. Ferocious house Jaguar did have some tuna juice on his food which did not result in cuddles.
PP, I posted on your thread re: my house cheetah, and he also enjoys the drained tuna juice. A note of caution: while I am draining the can of tuna, he purrs and purrs like he's trying to break the space-time continuum with purr, and that can sometimes fool a human into thinking cuddles will follow. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
To remain sort-of on topic, I had a real-life coworker (who was also a good friend) who brought a can of tuna to work for lunch and would heat it on the stove. Soooo, OP's hot tuna recipe would have been great for him.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 18:52
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.
You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.
You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.
Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.
I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.
LOL
Hahahhahahahahahaha wtf
Seriously? You don't understand why someone might want some early-morning cat cuddles? WTF to you?
Seriously, especially if you have a cat that refuses to cuddle.
I think the ferocious house jaguar might be more cuddly if there were some fried tuna sandwiches going on in that household.
Going home to lightly fry some tuna for my ferocious house jaguar. Will report back as to whether or not this makes him provide me with cuddles or just intensely amplifies his already all the tuna in the sea breath.
Ok, I did pick up tuna at target, but I could not bring myself to fry it. Ferocious house Jaguar did have some tuna juice on his food which did not result in cuddles.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 17:52
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.
You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.
You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.
Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.
I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.
LOL
Hahahhahahahahahaha wtf
Seriously? You don't understand why someone might want some early-morning cat cuddles? WTF to you?
Seriously, especially if you have a cat that refuses to cuddle.
I think the ferocious house jaguar might be more cuddly if there were some fried tuna sandwiches going on in that household.
Going home to lightly fry some tuna for my ferocious house jaguar. Will report back as to whether or not this makes him provide me with cuddles or just intensely amplifies his already all the tuna in the sea breath.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 12:59
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.
You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.
You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.
Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.
I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.
LOL
Hahahhahahahahahaha wtf
Seriously? You don't understand why someone might want some early-morning cat cuddles? WTF to you?
Seriously, especially if you have a cat that refuses to cuddle.
I think the ferocious house jaguar might be more cuddly if there were some fried tuna sandwiches going on in that household.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 12:55
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Oh Wise Sandwich Creator, I'm dying to know what your family thought of your little project? Were they both confused and horrified?
I waited until my husband left. My 2.5 year old is currently very curious about whatever I am cooking and usually drags a chair up to watch what I'm doing. As I was assembling this, she quietly got off her chair and left. My 6 year old said "What did you make?" I said tuna. She said no, you cooked skunks for breakfast.
I didn't laugh hysterically until this.
LOL! She didn't even say it trying to be funny, there was a sad note of betrayal in her tone like she just couldn't believe it, her mom had cooked skunks for breakfast.
I didn't laugh so hard I had to take my glasses off and wipe the tears from my eyes (and then explain the whole thread to my DH who was sitting next to me) until I read your daughter's skunk comment. I was already laughing out loud when I got to your 2.5 yo slinking away from the monstrosity. I really think Jeff should institute some DCUM awards and you *totally* get my vote.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 12:53
Subject: Re:Such an Awful Morning
[quote=Anonymous
Wait, what? This OP is married, has a boyfriend, and is a cheerleader?
Wait, what? This OP is married, has a boyfriend, and is a cheerleader?
And lightly fries tuna in cumin. It's a wonderful life.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 12:51
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Oh Wise Sandwich Creator, I'm dying to know what your family thought of your little project? Were they both confused and horrified?
I waited until my husband left. My 2.5 year old is currently very curious about whatever I am cooking and usually drags a chair up to watch what I'm doing. As I was assembling this, she quietly got off her chair and left. My 6 year old said "What did you make?" I said tuna. She said no, you cooked skunks for breakfast.
I didn't laugh hysterically until this.
LOL! She didn't even say it trying to be funny, there was a sad note of betrayal in her tone like she just couldn't believe it, her mom had cooked skunks for breakfast.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 12:50
Subject: Re:Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP here. You guys, I woke up late! Had a bad night.
You weren't up with a baby or a child. How bad could your night have been?
You wanted the Mommy Martyr thread over there ------------->
Anonymous
04/07/2016 11:12
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Oh Wise Sandwich Creator, I'm dying to know what your family thought of your little project? Were they both confused and horrified?
I waited until my husband left. My 2.5 year old is currently very curious about whatever I am cooking and usually drags a chair up to watch what I'm doing. As I was assembling this, she quietly got off her chair and left. My 6 year old said "What did you make?" I said tuna. She said no, you cooked skunks for breakfast.
I didn't laugh hysterically until this.
Anonymous
04/07/2016 10:33
Subject: Re:Such an Awful Morning
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OP, since we are having this conversation, I am curious. Does your husband, who is apparently not rich enough for you,
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/547594.page
know about your boyfriend who won't buy you a big rock:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/547012.page
Related, do you think your boyfriend's stinginess is due to the fact that you have a husband? It's a shame that you were able to acquire both a husband and a boyfriend, but neither one of them wealthy.
One might even think that you were trashy enough to be a cheerleader:
http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/547009.page
Ironically, I was trying to find out which thread you wanted to me to delete and still haven't found it. All I found were questions.
Wait, what? This OP is married, has a boyfriend, and is a cheerleader?
Anonymous
04/07/2016 10:02
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:OP why the hell are you sleeping in until 7:30 if you have to be at work at 8:30? I have to be at work at 8:30 and I get up at 5 am so I can do all this stuff (not fry the tuna) and not be a maniac in the morning.
You hate living far out and yet you're doing everything you can to make it as hard as possible on yourself. GROW UP.
You get up 3.5 hours before you start work? Dumb.
Work is not the only thing worth waking up for.
I wake up at 5:30, have a 10-minute commute, and don't need to be at work until sometime between 9-11. I enjoy having my coffee, reading my websites, cuddling with the cats, working out, eating a nice breakfast, etc., etc., etc. Not dumb at all.
I'm the original pp of this and I agree though I'm not cuddling cats. I get up and shower, drink coffee, check up on news, go over my lesson plans, pack lunches and then when the kids get up we aren't rushed and cranky and we stroll on out the door. It makes me a much more pleasant person, I love my morning alone time!
What time do you go to bed? Do you have enough time with your husband?
Anonymous
04/07/2016 09:14
Subject: Such an Awful Morning
Anonymous wrote:Anonymous wrote:Agree - kudos kitchen poster!! Keep your receipes coming!
Should another thread be so intimately tied to a controversial food item, I will attempt another recreation. Really brought this story to life.
I also think OP, while moonlighting as a troll, actually was telling the truth on this one. Even trolls have problems. I just don't think any troll would casually toss in lightly fried seasoned tuna. And that was the only thing OP took umbrage to in the responses- not the demands to divorce or not have children, or grow up, or get an alarm clock... just the tuna. Methinks the troll got trolled and didn't like it one bit.
Oh wise sandwich maker, your wisdom shines through again. I think you are right. And this is why troll requested the thread be deleted - couldn't take the mockery of his/her real life daily routine. I bet we could out the troll if anyone suspects their co-worker regularly eats lightly fried seasoned tuna sandwiches with cheese.