S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."

Yeah, right.

[Anonymous]

He told me I was beautiful and that I reminded him of his grandmother.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'd been dating my now DW for a few months (I had known her for a few years) when I asked her "Why did you finally decide to go out with me" and she said "Marilyn (her GF) told me that you could screw all night long and it made me wonder". I was very thankful of Marilyn despite the fact that I knew it wasn't true. DW and I have been married a long time so I'm sure she is over the disappointment.

What's with these women who screw someone that has already been with a friend who recommends them?

[Anonymous]

'i think you have a great walk'

-i'm a man

[Anonymous]

Apparently, I have beautiful eyebrows....

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."

Yeah, right.

Not everyone transforms into a fat blimp. A lot of beautiful pregnant women. Sorry you weren't one of them

[Anonymous]

"You have a great occlusion."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."

Yeah, right.

Not everyone transforms into a fat blimp. A lot of beautiful pregnant women. Sorry you weren't one of them

Yeah, wrong.

[Anonymous]

Pregnant women are so hot

[Anonymous]

I've gotten "you look like a Picasso painting" and I'm picturing something cubist or maybe blue.

Also a guy who'd been chasing me for ages started lecturing me on food and how subsequent bites never taste as good as the first bite - ending with something like "so maybe you should try eating less. I think you'd be happier if you were a thinner person". I was seriously flabbergasted. Never in the history of humanity has THAT worked as a pickup line.

[Anonymous]

My ex told me I couldn't cook, but because I gave head like a porn star he didn't care about the cooking part...uhhh thanks I think...

[Anonymous]

You have pretty feet

[Anonymous]

My high school girlfriend's mom told me I had "bedroom eyes."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My ex told me I couldn't cook, but because I gave head like a porn star he didn't care about the cooking part...uhhh thanks I think...

Do you or was he just saying that?

[Anonymous]

A guy once told me I look like a supermodel from the waist down. LOL. I do have great long legs but that is killing it with faint praise.