S/O: weirdest compliment you've gotten from someone interested in you

[Anonymous]

Happily married now, but more than one woman has been fixated and commented on the fact that I have a dimple. Oh well, whatever it takes.

[Anonymous]

When I was close to 30 a boyfriend of just a few months told me "you have the body of a teenager." That was apparently supposed to be a compliment, which made me wonder about him (he was 36). Maybe it was a throwaway comment or maybe his preference was for teenage bodies, I don't know. We broke up not much later.

[Anonymous]

I look young--really young. I had one guy tell me I was "a pedophile's dream."

Thanks.

[Anonymous]

I was told I am "squishy." I liked the compliment, and well, it is true.

[Anonymous]

I had an ex (not a serious one obviously) set me up on a blind date. We were talking about what the ex had told us about each other and she said "X said you're funny and have a huge d*ck". I think I almost spit my drink on her.

[Anonymous]

My high school stalker (literally, had to get a restraining order), told me "my face was perfectly symmetrical"

[Anonymous]

"You look exactly like my wife when she was young."

[Anonymous]

I was pregnant. He said, "when you are done with that one, we can make our own."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had an ex (not a serious one obviously) set me up on a blind date. We were talking about what the ex had told us about each other and she said "X said you're funny and have a huge d*ck". I think I almost spit my drink on her.

And......?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had an ex (not a serious one obviously) set me up on a blind date. We were talking about what the ex had told us about each other and she said "X said you're funny and have a huge d*ck". I think I almost spit my drink on her.

And......?

And what? Did I tell her some jokes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had an ex (not a serious one obviously) set me up on a blind date. We were talking about what the ex had told us about each other and she said "X said you're funny and have a huge d*ck". I think I almost spit my drink on her.

And......?

And what? Did I tell her some jokes?

You are funny

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I had an ex (not a serious one obviously) set me up on a blind date. We were talking about what the ex had told us about each other and she said "X said you're funny and have a huge d*ck". I think I almost spit my drink on her.

And......?

And what? Did I tell her some jokes?

You are funny

Luckily, she seemed to think so too!

[Anonymous]

"you have a really straight part" (hair)

[Anonymous]

I'd been dating my now DW for a few months (I had known her for a few years) when I asked her "Why did you finally decide to go out with me" and she said "Marilyn (her GF) told me that you could screw all night long and it made me wonder". I was very thankful of Marilyn despite the fact that I knew it wasn't true. DW and I have been married a long time so I'm sure she is over the disappointment.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:When I was close to 30 a boyfriend of just a few months told me "you have the body of a teenager." That was apparently supposed to be a compliment, which made me wonder about him (he was 36). Maybe it was a throwaway comment or maybe his preference was for teenage bodies, I don't know. We broke up not much later.

I had a guy tell me something like this. I was 19 at the time and he was in his thirties. It was not supposed to be a compliment. Apparently Russian women don't look like that. They have curves blah blah blah.